To the vicious, hateful old harpy who threw the pissy tantrum in the restaurant tonight: When told to come in and take a seat wherever you would like, face it, that excludes reserved seats. That is why they have a reserved sign on them. We were not wrong to politely ask to move to a different table (still, of your choice!) but you came completely unglued in the middle of the restaurant. You are a grown goddamned woman, in public, get a fucking clue! There were over a dozen other empty seats you could have sat at. You were nasty, unreasonable and inexcusably bratty. And THEN you have the balls to demand a discount. (You hadn’t even sat down yet.) Life’s hard honey, you’re a nightmare, the worst we’d ever seen, and you were in the wrong. Other tables were telling us how awful you were, how glad they were that you left, and how flat out insane you seemed. You embarrassed yourself, like you don’t even know, and I am PUMPED to be telling the rest of Halifax allllllllll about it. Next time you want to go out in public, wear a muzzle. —Not Paid Enough
This article appears in Sep 27 – Oct 3, 2012.


General Rule: Never piss off the people who are cooking or serving your food. You may end up with a little something extra. I thought everyone knew this lol
Wow – where’s a fucking fire hose when you need it???
Eat at Shinanigans, enjoy your food…
eat at Shinanigans, CALVIN WORKS HERE!!!!
And this right here is why I can never work in a job that deals with the public. I would probably last about 2-3 hours before some ignorant, self-entitled, numpty fid plank walked in and started flapping their gob and then I’d be either fired, or charged with aggro assault, (or BOTH!)
Kudos to you and your team OB, for not forcibly cramming breadsticks down this old slag’s throat until she choked and keeping the cool head. I KNOW I wouldn’t have been able to do it.
but, she was told to take a seat, where ever she likes, she did, so what are you on here whining about ya big fucking dummy. if that was said to me, i would do the same thing and fucking dare you to make me move. when you open your mouth, next time be a little more specific.
Sounds like my neighbour…
It’s encouraging to find out how patient, relaxed, and polite, you really are. Thanks, crazy people!!! Keep up the good work!!
OP Would it make you feel better to find out that she really did just leave the mental hospital or crawled out from under a rock or maybe she couldn’t read or better yet, all of the ubove?
Probably the same bint that became unglued when she couldn’t get her flavour of ice cream a few bitches back.
I’m pretty sure I know this OP…
Blow Me: with that logic, should they have also specified to not sit at tables that were already taken by other customers too? I mean they did say “wherever they like”, right? Because that’s what reserved means: taken. How would you like it if your reservation was taken away because a nut case felt like being petty? When a person says wherever you want, generally speaking most people have enough common sense to know to sit wherever they want that’s AVAILABLE.
Kudos, OB
*CORRECRTION*.
OP Would it make you feel better to find out that she really did just leave the mental hospital or crawled out from under a rock or maybe she couldn’t read or better yet, all of the ubove?
…above…It’s been 2 days since I last posted,just realized I made another spelling error. Shit I’m a twat.
“Ode to My Spell Checker.” – unknown
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Its letter perfect awl the way.
My checker told me sew.
don’t you have the right to refuse service? To anyone?
One has to wonder why someone who composed such an ode…
why didn’t they use
error -> air roar ?
lazy ass….