Last night it took me an hour and half to travel the 102 because there was an accident on the 102 near Sackville. A coworker left an hour after me, and beat me to Sackville because she took the Mackay bridge.
During all of this time, I surfed my three favourite radio stations and did not get one traffic report. Granted, it is not their responsibility to send out traffic reports, but wtf?
I pledge to be the loyal listener to the radio station that does a traffic report every 10 minutes during their going home show. —Don’t Get Me Started on the Morning Rush Hour
This article appears in Sep 27 – Oct 3, 2012.


I tried to call that in OB, the automated answering service fucked up and wouldn’t take my message.
My stock stereo(GMC truck) has a button that is supposed to scan for traffic reports.
It never bothered me when it stopped at news or DJs talking.
But, I noticed that with certain stations, it stops even when they are playing music. This makes me wonder if they are transmitting a continuous “we are having a traffic report” signal
i’m not sure what station it is, but one does a lot of traffic shit. i never bother with the stereo in a car, it is never on.
90.5 CBC or 95.7 – Talk Radio – both give half hour, sometimes quarter hour reports between 3 and 6 p.m.
I like OB’s suggestion of every 10 minutes. Atleast mention everything every 10 minutes, then use the 30 min reports to for extra details.
95.7 do updates every 10 minutes, news and weather – you’d think we were a real city and not a backwater. The only drawback to listening to 95.7 on the way home is that Left Wing Socialist Rick Howe has the programme…….
no doggie today folks, this just in from japan.smoking bells. holy shades of max smart. now why wouldn’t this work anywhere?
Yeah but Rick is funny though he can be hard to listen to at times. One has to wonder if he really believes the shit he spouts. I say it’s more of a facade to get people going.
I couldn’t stand Andrew Chrystal,the idiot that does the afteronn show Todd is an idiot,he really is too stupid for that job.
The best part of every radio morning show is;
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I have a CD player in my truck & I don’t have to listen to the fucking assholes !
I want tunes DAMN IT !
I just woke up & I am starting my first coffee of the day,
So shut the fuck up & play some damn music !
The only possible way you can get that during a morning commute …. is play yer own
Follow the the local Twitter traffic + radio sites for up to the minute traffic reports by local drivers, bus passengers, cyclists, etc. Local radio stations seem to give + get their traffic info to + from Twitter. Excellent, has saved me many a time.
true adhoc, i twitter about traffic in the northend
and you get twitter from where? if a cel phone, then you are breaking the law by using it while driving. there is no grey area that says you can use it if stopped or stalled in traffic. your vehicle has to be stopped, off the roadway, and preferably not blocking the flow, of said traffic. my buddy got a ticket by a bike cop for doing just what i outlined, not.
Three numbers: 9-5-7.
i don’t have that technology in my car, sucks. i do it from the shop
One of the worst twitter sites has to be the bridge commission – they seem very reluctant to post any incidents on their site. Maybe they’re afraid they’ll lose revenue if people drive around the basin. They seem quite capable of posting it on their electronic signs, but if you’re reading it on their sign, you’re stuck in it. I check Twitter before I leave home + work, and from the car too.
i work on a busy street near many arteries, if i see an accident or heavy traffic i twit. who should i tweet?
I like hfxtraffic the best. They are very active. CBC Mainstreet (mainhfxtraffic) is good too. TrafficNS is very good provincially. Thanks, you’re a tweetheart!
merci
I just go on the assumption that traffic is fucked. That way I have a good chance of being pleasantly surprised.
i’d like to be an *eye of the sky reporter* as seen on wkrp. hold the turkeys
Les Nessman used to beat on his chest while giving the traffic reports to give the effect of being in a helicopter. He also had “Eyewitness Weather” where he’d give the weather report by looking out the window.
haha, it’s fun being old
WKRP – Turkey drop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0
For traffic there’s an app – Waze
MY RADIO CAREER
Did I ever tell you that I was a radio announcer for CHNS in Halifax? I never did traffic but worked the graveyard shift when a student as a newsreader. My most dramatic effort was giving the station’s call-signal. “THIS IS MBC, THE MARITIME BROADCASTING COMPANY, CHNS IN HALIFAX.” God, I was good! What a cultured voice! I also remember doing spots and intros for shows like “The People’s Gospel Hour” at midnight. There was a whole lot of shakin’ goin’ on!
One night, sitting there alone in the announcer’s booth, I became terribly self-conscious. The thought of all those unseen people out there listening… listening. I started to get strangled. It felt like there was some one standing on my chest. That was the end of my career at CHNS.
I was accepted as an announcer by the CBC but they wanted to send me to Sydney for seasoning. I mean, Sydney. Forget it.
It turned out all for the best, however. I embarked on the road leading to my present career as a public intellectual.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
MM “It turned out all for the best, however. I embarked on the road leading to my present career as a public intellectual.”
What is a “public intellectual”?You write “public intellectual”,I read big fucking know it all.
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As far as this rude young woman..she needs anger management.It wasn’t the seeing eye dog that she was really pissed at,it wasn’t even her problem with the customer service she was arguing with on her cell.We don’t know what happened in her short life that would cause her to be so angry at the world but,I do hope she gets GOOD mental health help.
…Lol sorry folks…I commented on the wrong post.not paying attention to what I’m doing.
Monsieur is a great Pubic Intellectual! Just ask him.
RSVPs
: Boru 1014 (09/30, 11:23AM)
Well Boru, from the perspective of the lower orders a public intellectual might well be a “fucking know it all” but then he may not be. I guess it all comes down to what you mean by “fucking.”
: troondon formosus (09/30, 8:36PM)
I never said “great” although you may be on to something. In the meantime, cite your references more accurately.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!