Dear Lover,
I do appreciate that there is still a man out there taking the time to make his woman happy, but man, the walls are thin in this apartment building and her screams can be heard across the parking lot. I want to let you know that you do keep me up pleasing your lady. So the next time you decide to fuck her please put a pillow or muzzle over her face til you are finished with her.
—Silent sex can be fun too!!
This article appears in Mar 26 – Apr 1, 2009.
You could start howling like a horny basset hound after every scream. Man, that would be fucking annoying.
Unfortunately, she may suffocate. I recommend next time you see them just say, ”man, your girlfriend should be in films!” They’ll be mortified and never do it again.
Haha yes Dino. Especially if they’re really creepy about saying it and make jackoff motions. Otherwise some people would just take it as a compliment.
Someone jealous?
Don’t blame the player, blame the game. If you can’t make your ladies scream like that, that’s not his fault.
I’m very happy with my sex life. It doesnt mean that it gives me that right to scream like im giving birth to a fuckin cow! Come on, seriously. You’re trying to sleep and someones scream and its keeping you up, you would just roll over and not feel angry?
Its not about them having sex and having good sex…good for them, im glad there is still guys out there that takes the time to do that, its kinda the principle of things…you dont go screaming down the hall ways in the middle of the night or sit there in your living room screaming like someone kicked you in the nuts. Lmao
I find it very frustrating, if I was jealous i wouldnt be sitting here bitching about it, i would be in the other room crying and masturbating. Hahaha I have good humor about it all, im not banging on their door while they are fucking. I lay back and put some tunes on till they are finished. No biggy, but when it wakes me up, i got a beef to pick with you…lmao.
Thanks for the tips TTFN and MOLE RAT….hehehe
~” Sahara”
Or yell after a particularly loud shriek, “HEY HONEY – IT’S TIME FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP!”
I feel your pain however, OP. I was staying at a hotel one time (it was around february) so there were honeymooners galore. Little hearts on each goddamn door. I was up half the night – it sounded like a fucking zoo in there. At least I’m not in your situation. If it gets bad enough I’d call the authorities for disturbance of the sleeps.