As a former responsible dog owner, it really pisses me off to see dog owners letting their pets have a shit where ever they want and not cleaning it up.
I’m appalled with the owners of the white bull terrier walking through Mount Olivet Cemetery on Thursday evening around 5pm. They were walking ahead of their off-leash dog and neglected to watch him take a dump right beside a headstone. Although the cemetery posts “No Dogs” signs, I would be fine with it as long as you were responsible and picked up after your pooch.
I’ve seen you walking through there before, and am so tempted to follow you home so I know just where to throw the shit next time you are being such a turd for not respecting where you are.
How would you like the headstone of your parents to be adorned with dog shit. Grow up and start being responsible for your pet. —Not so smiley
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2010.
If you need some extra dog poop, my friends and I can collect it from our dogs for you to throw at that person’s house.
There’s only one thing worse than poo people, and that’s the Village People.
please please follow these assholes home and do exactly what you say to do. Please.
Like I said before , I get a kick out of the people that pick up their dog’s poo and then throw the bag on the ground. See it all the time while I am jogging around the city.
yeah i don’t get that kirbul, you have already done the gross part by picking it up. tho better in a bag than ending up stuck on your shoes
Do it, Follow them.
I find this topic laughable… What if a deer wondered onto said property and dropped a deuce? Where would the outrage be? Or maybe a cat with no owner following? They are animals… they shit outdoors… Such is life. And no, I dont have a dog nor do I enjoy walking in dog shit, I’m just realistic enough to realize that if I do, they’re animals and shit accordingly. It I walked in a human duece, then we have problems…
That’s not the point, nor very logical, LOGiC. The point is, the dog had an owner and as such they are responsible for picking it up. Wild animals are totally different. There are by-laws and rules in place to govern those who can be. Get a clue.
Meanwhile – youtube the vid of you tossing shit at their house, k, OB?
As a dog owner myself, I am disappointed that someone would allow this to happen. Did the person who witnessed this call the dog owner on not picking up the shit?
Vocally remind them it’s the law!
It’s gotten to the point that I recently went, and bought a camcorder!
Beware if you fail to pick up after your dog, and I happen to be around to witness this. A video of the crime will be posted online, and a copy sent to by-law enforcement.
What’s the fine for littering? $400?
I call on all people to video tape, or at least speak up when they see this happen! Maybe this will help!
Get a clue? Are we playing a board game? Did I at any point disagree with the fact this is a law? or by-law as it may? I said I find it laughable, which I do. I also stated what if it was a cat? Are they not domestic? If your going to try and argue a point you may want to think it over first… Get a life…
LOL, watch out for the video vigilante!! How about I take a shit outside and you videotape that? Get a fucking life…
Deer are deer and cats are cats but any twat who takes their dog into a cemetery, watches it defecate and then keeps on walking deserves at least a six month stint at Oswald Sate Prison with Schillinger as their bunkmate.
Heh heh, I did exactly what the OP threatened to do a few years back, except I made sure that the dog shit (which was from a rotti so there was shit-o-plenty) ended up all over the fuckers car and truck. It only took him a day or two to figure out it was me doing it, and we had words, but there was dick all he could do about it. What’s he going to do, go to the police and complain that HIS dog shit in MY yard and I just returned what was rightfully his to deal with. My rational for throwing shit all over his vehicles was that he didn’t care where his dog shit indiscriminately, so I just threw it all back indiscriminately into his yard, and by some random stroke of luck, it ended up on his vehicles. Revenge is great sometimes 😛
SERIOUS OVERREACTION MUCH?!?! Have YOU ever had to pick up terrier poop? It’s stinkier than the rest of the animal world’s poop and if you get it on your finger the rest of your walk is ruined, I know of what I stink I tell you!
Not sure the dead folk actually mind that somebody poops at the cemetary, seems the most logical place for dogs to poop since their souls are all up with Jesus and won’t be offended by the smell.
that’s what i keep trying to tell these fucking assholes with their fucking dogs. if you own an animal, you better learn to pick it’s shit up. because if i see you and it, i will make sure the whole fucking area knows who you are and what you haven’t done. by being quite loud when i start yelling at you to pick your mutt’s shit the fuck off the ground around my area.
Nothing frustrates me more than a irresponsible dog owner, and I don’t know why, but I’m starting to see more and more people not pick up after their dogs.
My friend Babs Johnson ATE dog shit, while it was still WARM! Can you believe that? She is the filthiest person ALIVE!
yes dawn, and your rubber room and white jacket will be ready for you soon.
I’d rather shit on the ground that will disappear after a good rain than millions of plastic bags going to landfills.
i<3blastbeats--- if you would rather leave human shit that would disappear in a good rain, I'd like to hear you say that after you and your family contract dysentery.
Dr. Fever, did I miss the part of this conversation where it shifted to a discussion on how HUMAN waste should be disposed of? No, so lets keep away from stupid examples that have no bearing here.
I read your comment wrong. Perhaps you should have mentioned dog shit? To your point, there are bags that you can purchase that degrade, so if you’re of the environmental type, you can purchase those. In the meantime, pick up your dog’s shit with a baggie.
Is your friend any relation to the late great Divine 🙂
thanks martym. i had forgotten that movie… until you mentioned divine
well in all honesty I pretty much know everything …. pretty much 😮
I thought since the original bitch was about dog shit not being picked up that it was fairly evident that was what I was referring to.
I’d still rather still just leave it and let it degrade if its on grass. The production of the bags is just as harmful to the environment as the millions of them already clogging landfills.
People have had domesticated dogs for pretty much all of recorded human history, and I’m pretty sure that picking up dog is a recent and completely urban phenomenon.
I will concede that it is courteous to pick it up or use a stick if its on the sidewalk or a sports field such as the commons.
I saw this as someone who will pick up my dog’s shit if I have grocery bags, but I’m not going to go out of my way and buy them.