To all those who take their gods to provincial parks ( rainbow haven beach, Laurie park etc.) for the sake of humanity PICK UP THE POOP! You are all the first to complain when dogs are banned from somewhere or there isn’t enough off leash parks blah blah blah, but if you stroll through rainbow haven or Laurie park the answer is right in you face, and on your shoes, Dog poop all over the place! If you can’t bend over to pick it up then keep your dog home to poop on your own lawn! —Dogs need better owners
This article appears in Mar 3-9, 2016.
Ban dogs. Cats rule.
“all those who take their > to provincial parks”
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
^^^ I meant to poke fun at the OB’s typo
“all those who take their Gods to provincial parks”
So let’s try that agin after my own flub:
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.
Mr UB, a person could be nihilistic, and know that there is no God, and no dog.
Vincat,
Smart ass!
Maybe I spelled “again” the way I pronounce it – “agin”. Ever thought of that?
So, are you making fun of my accent? Accent shaming! That’s what it is! Call out the hounds of political correctness. An accent shaming incident has taken place in cyberspace!
🙂
Hahahaha! Welcome to LTWWB UB!
Funny, I didn’t read it as a typo. I’ve met a lot of dog owners that generally have the self entitled attitude that their animals are gods and they can follow their own rules. Hence the poop. But if it was a typo, who the fuck cares?
But yeah, OB, you should have mentioned Long Lake Provincial Park too. What a dump and not a dog in site that is on a leash.
Goddammit, so sick of this.
Shit isn’t a bomb. It won’t jump on you and it won’t attack you.
Watch where you walk.
Shit decomposes and is good for grass, bugs, blah blah blah.
Stop pooh-hating, yo.
^^^ walk across the commons on the first warm spring day and let us know how you like it. Once the snow melts and the winter crop of dog turds emerge from cryonic suspension the place can get pretty raunchy. Years ago, when nobody was pooper scooping, it was 1000 times stinkier. Totally disgusting. It was the doggy equivalent of The Worst Toilet In Scotland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJrWlHRT-18