Why must you sing at the top of your lungs at 3:30am? I know the acoustics are great on an empty downtown street, but your signing is not. It’s a school night. Go to bed.
—Old man shaking fist at the clouds
This article appears in Sep 6-12, 2018.


Alcohol is a hell of a drug.
If you can afford an apartment downtown then you can afford to buy earplugs.
Its called, living in the city.