You need to count yourself lucky I was hitting the bong for bed when you sauntered up to my yard and took a piss, even with me yelling at you, be it you had headphones on or were ignorant and drunk enough to simply ignore me.
Given there are public washrooms all around this area, you can go fuck yourself, and next time I’m not going to be so passive.
—Eat Shit You Fuck
This article appears in Aug 16-22, 2018.
Water balloons are an awesome deterrent…
Yes you will….