I’ve noticed that there is half a dozen or so people who comment on each bitch. After reading the bitches for a month (fairly entertaining) I’ve noticed a lot of comments about how there is no new-comers to the site. Very observant.
I suspect this is because every time someone posts a bitch which is for no purpose other than to bitch like it says at the top of the page, the same 5 or 6 douche-bags just rip on the bitcher.
According to the last two months of bitches, all the bitchers are lonely, friendless douche-bags. I have realized in full (only after 3 weeks to a month) that no, the bitchers are just bitching to get heat off their shoulders.
It’s the same 5 or 6 fucking idiots that are the douches who just rip on the bitcher. I cannot wait until tomorrow when I can read those cocksuckers rip me up for finally standing up for all the new kids on the bitch block.
If you don’t want this to die out then stop hating. All you do is tell other people to get lives, friends, etc. Funny thing is its the same 5 or 6 people that do all the name calling and hating. Practice what you preach douche-bags, before The Coast dies out and the 6 of you have nothing to do except finger each other.
And if I made any mistakes with grammar which I just did by putting (and) after a period, suck my fucking dick. —Love The Way we Bitch Sucks Thanks to a Few
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.
you should mention fellatio a few more times, that would really drive home your point there sparky:)
LMFAO and ROTFIMOU Marty. Thanks a million, my friend, monday sucks (heh heh) a whole lot less thanks 2 U
If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the bitchin’.
lol right on neverwrong
Tell someone who gives a shit.
I don’t get how the OP is standing up to anyone. Like are they taller or shorter even?
“… the 6 of you have nothing to do except finger each other. “
I feel like they wouldn’t hate that.
well when people post the most trivial, stupid fucking drivel…
they get what’s a comin’ to them.
You did err in the grammar department so I will be over this evening to suck your dick….TTYL
Would you like your BJ with or without teeth? 😉
Im really starting to get into this ltwwb thing. Its like jerry springer except everyone gets to hide behind the computer screen. We should all get some gloves oil and thongs and go wrestle it out
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Awwww the love. A fan.
Things are pretty tame here at LTWWB since a certain she-who-shall-not-be-named has become an infrequent visitor. Vitriolic, bile-filled, antagonistic bullying used to be commonplace here at LTWWB. It’s a picnic here nowadays.
Yup, its easy to see why only a certain few seem to last on here, but then again not all are hate spewing douchebags as you’ve so eloquently described. Some actually do try to see the OPs point of view and try to help comfort or console them and see/understand why they have posted a bitch in the first place. I used to come on here frequently because I miss Nova Scotia and the people but a few complete assholes made it clear to me why I am happy to live 6000 miles away.
You’re a douche.
I’ve been on this site for about 9 months now and I haven’t been driven away, I guess it’s because I’m not a little bitch ;D! What’s with these people who take the internet so srsly? GET OFF THE INTERNET. You don’t get it. Nobody knows who you are, you can come on here and say whatever you want, no one cares (except for people like the OP). You think this site is bad? I would recommend another site but I’m not at liberty to say what it is. I welcome someone like you, OP, to continue to post on here with all your love and stuff. We lost “she” and oldhand because they can’t stand the heat either ;D. We need some new victims to bully, er, people to have eloquent discussions with. Sorry, that’s just my typical NS thinking getting in the way.
yea this bitch-fest is the last bastion of irrelevent shit talk; can’t even make fun of people on FB anymore they might fucking kill themselves 🙂
…after studying you bitches, i have decided we’re (we are) better for the common good then (than) are not (aren’t)^^^ DISCLAIMER: do not give flying fuck ’bout grammar
Best thing to do if you think a party stinks; join in and make it fun! Party poopers got no skillz.
All this dirty talk is making me…well…
tired. Ya that’s it.
Being called a cocksucker doesn’t offend me anymore, probably due to being a guy who gives a pretty decent blowjob 🙂 Suck it up, princess!
you’re a scallywag nth 🙂
The way I see it, people write bitches, and then other people bitch back at them. Why does the bitching have to be confined to the original posts? What are we supposed to say? If we didn’t bitch back there would be nothing interesting to say. So I disagree, OP… I think if everyone on here started being nice and responding to everything with bullshit like “Oh, well that’s your opinion and you have a right to express it.” people would run out of things to say, the bitch board would be boring and people would eventually leave all together. It’s the bickering, banter and debate that makes this interesting to read. But if you disagree then… don’t read it? Spend your time doing something that you actually find interesting instead.
Also, if the purpose of the original bitch was only to blow off steam, and it served that purpose, then there is no reason to come back and look at the comments in the first place. But I think blowing off steam is only half of the reason why people bitch here, people like to read the comments on their bitches. You said yourself that you couldn’t wait to see what we had to say.
Besides, who gives a shit about what a bunch of strangers have to say about your problems anyway? If you don’t think what we say is of value to you then stop worrying about it.
YAY Snoop <3
If we bitch back we get a “you are a douche” and if we don’t bitch back we get a “you are lame and tame”. We are doomed either way, aren’t we?
@newtohalifax: You probably get “you are a douche” because you are a douche.
I don’t believe in name calling. But the correct term would be douchette. I don’t mind being a douche, at least the thing has a purpose. I can’t say the same about some people.
If that’s what you want, douchette, I am happy to oblige.
hahahaha sorry but this was awesome.
” I don’t mind being a douche, at least the thing has a purpose. I can’t say the same about some people.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
That is all I have to say.
I love tea-time at the Monkey House! Screeee! Rawk! And all that Jazz! 🙂 🙂 🙂
you go NTH !
All the brave little tin god commentors on LTWWB puff up their collective chests when confronted for being hateful shitheads and all i can do is laugh.
Not being terribly bright, you just proved the bitcher’s point.
Never has the saying “the empty can rattles the most” been more clearly displayed.
A lil hypocritical, ain’t we OP?
COUNT ME IN AS RIPPING ON DOUCHEBAGS, AND OH, BTW, YOU ARE ONE TOO. GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Ltwwb used to be cool.
I’ve been here for a few months now, and I must say, I’m frequently entertained. By the douches as well as the not so douchey.
It’s all in your perspective – ya don’t like it, leave, shit head.
If you don’t like it, pull your plug on the inter web, it’s that simple and BTW what ever happened to Qwerty, Miles from home and the like, shite I miss that cool laid back LTWWB banter.
“Remember when LTWWB was cool?”
“It was never cool.”
miles left after the firefighting debacle, along with a few others. i think the present line-up is very jocular. mr. luthor nice of you to swing by
Thanks Pain, I’ve missed you guys.
i have missed you terribly…but i see you’ve been busy on the other moons^^
love this post!
What we NEED is more sock puppet related bitches, not this crap all over again. Hell, I could read sock puppet bitches all day every day…
yo yo yo…
why there be no mad puppetry going on here in Hali?
back in the days we used to be whipping out the puppets on the mean streets and winging that shit street style for all the kiddies, to keep them off drugs.
Marionettes FTW BIATCH
Wasn’t there a kind of wannabe sock puppet attempt?? Someone ranting on about something ridiculous… and then everyone who’s whingeing here was ragging at them for just being a sock puppet knock off. Jeez. You can’t have it all folks. Real, serious bitches are hard to come by. Goofy ones too… the rest is filler, so just skip over it. Or get your creative juices flowing and do something bitch worthy yo’selves!
Dear OP,
This is the internet and LTWWB isn’t exempt from its worst features: vitriol, inanity, fluff and outrageous opinions unsupported by the broadest interpretation of reality one might care to define.
As such it is a fascinating window on the human psyche, at least if you operate on the theory that internet anonymity grants equal latitude for fabricating an identity and being completely oneself.
I don’t think folks should seek solace and support from a place like LTWWB, but I am sympathetic to those who do so. Everyone needs someone to listen once in a while.
Ahh, that’s the fun of LTWWB! You read the bitch, then guess the responses. It’s like a game. “So and so will read 4 words out of the post, make up what they think the bitch is about and respond accordingly”, “So and so will whine that Halifax/Nova Scotia sucks and things were so much better in…”, “So and so will make a clever joke that a few will respond to”, “So and so will post something argumentative”, “A few others will argue with the OP, even if they argued the opposite two weeks ago, just to be contrary”.
That’s what LTWWB is these days. A tool for people want to practice their ability to predict the future based on recognizable patterns…
OH! OK….
here’s a recognizable pattern…
you’re a douche.
Wow, if only the weather was as easy to predict as the responses here are.
this R E dude has the former homme du Montreal written allover him
Sorry, martym, but this “R E dude” has nothing written all over me. Thank you so much for the laugh, though!
I’ve got my own theory that Montrealman has been hiding in plain sight for quite some time. That fake beard covers a multitude of sins.
OceanBitch… it’s that time again. Go fuck yourself. Thank Fat for infrequent bitching. The Coast should thank its stupid bitches for chasing away EVERYBODY with hate, threats of violence, unspeakable shit about your kids… I’m with the OP on this one, BIG time. I posted over 1000 comments my first year. A little less my second and this, being my third year, one can count my posts with a single set of fingers and toes. Again, thank Fat and other stupid cunts mentioned in the OP. Now I just come back to be reminded why NOVA SCOTIAN BULLIES SUCK
hopefully soon we’ll count your posts on no fingers or toes.
😉
doesn’t Alberta have some equivalent paper like this you can spread your disease on?
Oceanlady…when you speak of the devil….the devil is listening.
Too bad god doesn’t ~;)
Calgary: http://www.ffwdweekly.com/
Edmonton: http://www.seemagazine.com/
They’re not bad, but it’s no LTWWB, obviously. 😉
gracias Mod.
Help send her on her way…
well that’s good… as long as you live in Alberta *rolls eyes*
Well, more, Beezlebub looks after his own. At least Nova Scotia smells better with the departure of biggus goofus, even if the putrid odour sometimes lingers over LTWWB.
Doncha just luv it when Mother Nature shows up with our monthly gift^^^
where’s oldhand when you actually need that Rtard?
it’s kay bashing time, hop on board.
Kay’s so ugly, when she went to a haunted house, they offered her the job.
Kay’s so stupid she thinks she’s a lawyer because she regurgitates Tort law.
Well, that’s not really a gag joke but the bitch does think she’s a lawyer on here.
yeah Kay….
to be a lawyer you have to pass the bar….
not ride the pole.
Bullies on LTWWB? Please, if you consider sarcastic remarks by this bunch to be bullying you must have been home schooled.
@Guerilla Funk – Now THAT is fuckin G. (that’s a good thing, right?) >; )
Kay’s so ugly, when she was born they tinted the windows on her incubator.
…so ugly, the doc couldn’t tell the ass from the face, so he slapped the mother !
NS BULLIES GET OWN FORUM ON THE COAST… tune in tomorrow for she-who-shall-not-be-named bares yet more cunts spewing hate, threats of violence, unspeakable shit about kids… put that on the front page, Mod4.0. May all of you walk with PRIDE, being the meanest people on the planet and all.
We’re the meanest people on the planet? Ever hear of genocide?
Hey guys! Just wonderin’: Do we still suck?
yes you all suck except for me 🙂
lol zZZ funny story…is it your original? I guess the moral of the story is that men think they have the right to judge women even when they were a murderer. *evil grin*
I don’t suck and I don’t just screw, I got more skillz than that. Just sayin’.
Where are these so-called threats of violence?
ooooooooooh! I’m such a big bully. I called someone a big goof! Ontario term, dontcha know, usually directed at someone deserving of the title.
From the first time I decided to jump into the fray here, a certain individual made it their business to direct shit and vitriol in my direction. I resisted the urge to lower myself to that ill-held standard because my purpose here is not to trash people, but to challenge opinions and ideas in a non-vitriolic fashion and maybe offer some helpful insight or advice and/or have a laugh or two. In the end, when I let my guard down and resort to name calling, the worst I can come up with is ‘biggus goofus’. Wash my mouth out with soap!
i am confused as to why she picked on you ol…maybe it’s ’cause you like women in that naughty way^^^
I heard that she tried out for the water polo team in her sophomore year and when her pony drowned she tried to sue the university for negligent bullying. Once a victim always a victim.^^^I don’t normally join the pigpile but now that we are eagle-buddies, you may consider me Ivan the Ronin, Lady Ocean-sana. I am yours to command, my liege.
Ozzie the Osprey and his mate were doing lazy cirlces above SOBova and I as we frolicked & manateed in Lake Banook yesterday. And this morning I had six hours of lousy sleep ended by the scrabbling and trilling of the 3 stupidest raccoons in Christendom who contrived to get themselves stranded in the dumpster the was emptied yesterday. The super has started keeping an aluminum ladder next to it for such eventualities; but guess who took it upon himself to play Steve Irwin.
as long as you don’t stick yer finger up his bum…those crocs really hate that. crazy rawk. how is the day treating you general?
Crikey Mate, I’m staying the frig away from stingrays, fair dinkum. >; )A little ragged from lack of sleep but riding the karmic high of playing Animal-Rescue Ivan which gives me license to be complete prick to bipedal scavengers the rest of the day. How’s business in your circle of hell?
I’m staying the frig away from stingrays, for sure .; )A little ragged from lack of sleep but riding the karmic high of playing Animal-Rescue Ivan which gives me license to be complete prick to bipedal scavengers the rest of the day. How’s business in your circle of hell?
hiccup general^^very good lots o nice bipeds and hairy dawgs…going home to feed the critters. hookbeak adopted another baby the bear calls he/she wilburforce. the backyard, the mop and pail and cold libations are beckoning…adios muchaco for now. rawk screee rooooo snort heehaw^^
Don’t mind the stutter. Some hipster fuckstick must have distracted me. The lad I work with and I will be breaking bread at 7:00, fougasse, koubassa and herbed gouda. Then it’s a boat ride and hike at 9:00 and a cold one on the balcony before beddies and , perhaps some last minute bile shared wiv my bitch buddies. Tell Hookbeak and wilburforce, “Rawk”, from me.
Eagle buddies soar on high…
I don’t think that is the reason for the bullying paingirl, as I was posting here for about a year before the subject of sexuality, specifically mine, was mentioned.
Ivan-my-Champion: Your proffered allegiance is kindly acknowledged and welcomed, brave Sir!
However I am on a reggae cloud-nine today that can’t be beat at the score of, among a few other gems, an autographed Peter Tosh album at Q104’s Vinyl Yard Sale. My rastafar I am heart is floating happily toward Zion Jamaica.
And isn’t Banook wonderful for summertime splashabouts! Darkside’s splendid lakeage rocks! Splash on!
you can have a picnic anywhere. i recall driving around in the country looking for doorknobs in old houses…the ride was a 60’s volvo, nice car, the tailgate was the best
Gotta love it, m’lady. 2 minute walk from beach, books and beer. Balcony, birds, bus-stop and the soothing Budda-Budda sound of distant gunfire from Lo-field.
Volvo huh PG. Put a high-velocity 75mm gun in it and you’ve got yerself a tank.
Perfect for crashing bullfights and rodeos. *Snort*
Banook be best:)
I had a fart last week that smelled so bad I thought kay moved back to Halifax.
i *mouse ears* you admiral but that new avatar is making my brain hurty. tho on a side note the boy and me have had some of our best debates about mr. cherry gohabsgo
>: ) Its a short-term tribute to the visionary social commentator whose catchphrase “Don Cherry type Redneck Strutter” has become a cultural trope on the level of “Nova Scotia Bully”
in our little subterranean Morlock cavern. Ivan is all about the pop-culture references. General Urquhart/Mr. Connery will be back soon
i like bull terriers…they can be a wee bit donkey like. at the least he is honest about his views. grrrrr
In truth, he’s the only “journalist” in this country I trust, fainting with damn praise I know, and not so much a compliment to him as a dismissal of the wark-maggots incubating on the putrefying corpse of the Canadian body politic and nurtured in the noisome middens that we call journalism schools.
So you had to break out the “C” word.
That shows me just what a pathetic little ‘c’ you truely are k.
Oceanlady’s comment had no name of any kind mentioned.
You decided that it must be about you & started with the name calling, the lack of your hateful & often inane ramblings has actually been a relief here IMO….
Usually I just bleep over your posts, but the “C” word was just a bit much. Your the true poster child for the phrase “Women,women what a blessing, they can show their cunts without undressing !
Wasn’t the ‘C’ word one of the few banned at the coast? Wouldn’t it be more clever and appropriate to use an unbanned female genitalia reference when addressing me? Is the ‘C’ word in the thesaurus? Not owning one, I wouldn’t know. Yawn…
Now kay’s bashing words? Ummm. Wow.
Oh kay, the C word, what a bard you are.
Cunning Cup
Nope, the C word is not on my Synonym Finder.
That’s okay newty, ‘C’ word substitutes are a dime-a-dozen. I’m confident Misspissy can come up with a few on her own.
i agree. i hate the cocksucker losers who post on every bitch. whats worse, is that the things they say are soo boring!!!!! above all, its really the boringness that gets to me. like if they were discouraging people from posting with their comments, but their comments were hilarious or insightful or clever or anything at all, then maybe it would be worth it. but their comments are boring, and they seem to be not very intelligent and most importantly, not very INTERESTING people. they probably do discourage smarter, more interesting people from bitching here because they keep the board to a lower level of humour, style, discourse etc. hahah they suck!
You are missing the point 1-time. “Smart” “Interesting” people have lives. They interract succesfully with living breathing people. They don’t need to live vicariously on the interweb. Welcome to the 9th circle^^^ >; )
OceanBITCH…. start at the beginning of this thread and tell us what exactly it is that you “resist” since I didn’t enter into the “fray” until LONG after your vitriol spewed.
Mr. Mackey: I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities, m’kay?
Kyle: Nowhere.
Stan: We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before.
Mr. Mackey: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Garrison ever said: “Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker”.
Step #1: Instead of ass say buns like “kiss my buns” and “you’re a buns hole.”
Step #2: Instead of shit say poo, as in “bull poo”, “poo head” and “this poo is cold”.
Step #3: With bitch drop the T because “bich” is latin for generosity.
Step #4: Don’t say fuck anymore becasue fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmmkay!
I’ve never had a post removed for inappropriate content. (Hey, what happened to the ‘ocean-‘c’-word’ comment directed toward me?) I’ve never, ever been admonished by Coast editors for a consistently caustic, vitriolic and inappropriately nasty attitude. Sadly, the LTWWB bully cannot claim the same as so very many posts by this person will attest. Awwwwwwwwwwwww…poor bully.
mmmkay Colonel! Bichin’ advice! You rawk!
Thanks OceanBICH >; ) Scree, Scree, Scree means generosity!
oceanchick? chickpeas rawk^^^
Chickpeas are a vegetarian’s best friend…mmmmmmmm…curried chickpeas, hummus, falafel, numerical bean salad et aL I definitely resemble an oceanchick:) Chick is also a much nicer ‘c’ word…hehehe…thanks cyber-sis.
Oceanchick – it sings. Rawk! She’s a mean motor-scooter and real go-getter.
moroccan chickpea dishes are vundabar
chickpeas are only good for hummus; lentils are way better for multi usage ie: daal rules 🙂
Mmm… hummus, hummus, hummus. Me likes. Rawk! 😉
I just saw a video of an elephant sticking its nose into another elephant’s buns and when it pulled the nose out, there was a huge chunk of what looked like a poo on the tip of the nose. That’s seriously mmmmmmkay’ed.
lentils are filler…garbonzo beans are better. are you still tending to yer folks?
no I’m back in BC (mom’s doing great) and i find chick peas too starchy; but i know what you mean; i frigg’n will not eat lima beans ever! 🙂
lima beans…soak em over night, cook them in slow heat and add brown sugar and a pinch of salt at the end…
yummy yummy
sounds similar to Boston baked beans which rock but you gotta use navy beans 🙂
Black turtle beans are quite yummy, awesome with nachos…mmmmmmmmm!