Ok, so my biggest piss off has got to be people in store parking lots that feel it is absolutely fucking necessary to walk right down the middle of the driving lanes to get to their parked cars. Jesus, could you walk any slower? Push your overfilled cart any slower? No, I don’t friggin think so. When you are on your lunch and trying to run 50 friggin errands, get over to the side for fuck sakes. Just because you spent a ridiculous amount of money on shit you don’t need and probably don’t have anywhere that you have to be, doesn’t friggin mean you own the whole lot. Get the fuck over to one side so the line up of 50 cars behind you can get on with their own fucking day. —Not a Lot Lover
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.
Don’t leave the lunch hour to run all your errands OP, too many things can go wrong. Like slow people walking four abreast down the middle of the parking lot driving lane.
Good bitch. I hate these people. Ever notice how they all look the same? And then you gotta wonder, why am I here then? Do I look like these twats?
Not on your fucking life.
I always walk a proper line, being respectful of drivers. Also, my jeans are clean and my shirts fit…
Oblivitrons.
Just beep your horn at them until they move.
and as a pedestrian – please look before you back out of your parking space. When I walk on the side like I’m supposed to you have to be very aware or risk getting hit by a jerk in hurry who can’t look to see if anyone is behind him.
Yes ! Another person with a slow person pet peeve !
Slow & oblivious walkers drive me nuts !
Especially in crowds around campus
If you’ve ever been to Wally in Bayers Lake you’ll have noticed that the middle of the driving lanes is the only place these leviathans can safely waddle.
Ok, so my biggest piss off has got to be people in store parking lots that feel it is absolutely fucking necessary to back out so quickly without looking behind them. Jesus, could you be any more oblivious? Turn your head any less? No, I don’t friggin think so. It’s gotton so that I need to walk right down the middle of the driving lanes to get to my parked car just to avoid some oblivious moron who can’t be bothered to look first because he is on his lunch and trying to run 50 friggin errands in 30 minutes! Just because you are a wage slave doing your errands during lunch because no one wants to eat with you doesn’t friggin mean you own the whole lot. Get the fuck over yourself and get on with your own fucking day. —No Lost Love on You, You Whiney-Ass Crybaby OP
OP, yep, it pisses me off as much as drivers that think the lane in parking lots is a road that they should be allowed to do 80kmh down.
Best time to run those errands is early in the morning before all those fat fuck tards plop out of bed, and before all those psycho minivan driving moms and their demon spawn hit the shops.