“Hi”
“Hello Sir”
“I need a form”
“Oh ok! We have a hugggeee database. Do you have a name? or maybe the form number?”
“No. I just called this morning and someone told me I need this form”
“Is is for XYZ?”
“Oh, I don’t know. I just need the form.”
“Do you know who you spoke to, in what department?”
“Some lady”
“Ok. Are you part of XYZ group looking for this form?”
“No”
“Do you remember the number you called?”
“No, I don’t know”
“Do you have *this* piece of ID so I can look up your info”
“No I left it at home”
“Do you know your postal code. I can find you that way with your last name”
“No, I’m not sure”
“Ok. Let’s look it up online” *goes over to computer with man. Get’s on the website* “Ok I’ll just get you to type your address in”
“Oh I can’t, I left my glasses at home, I can’t see it”
“I’ll type it for you. What street etc?”
*presses enter, no postal code comes up*
“Nothing came up. Are you sure that’s the address?”
“Maybe”
“Anyone you could call to find out?”
“I don’t have a cell phone”
“You can use ours” *hands over phone*
“Oh I hate using those stupid machines. What the hell do you all do here any way?!?! I can’t get some help here!?!? You people are useless”
Me: *blink blink*
—I Quit
This article appears in Dec 22-28, 2011.
lol! Can’t help those who can’t help themselves OP
Ah, the old “can’t you read my mind” customer.
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I got nothin’ much but … WOW!!!
Have a glass of wine, or a cold beer, or whatever floats your boat, when you get home from work while reflecting on the moment and beng thankful that you are not the person you tried to help.
That’s the worst. I feel for you.
Wow :-
I work with lawyers every day, too.
Ugggggggggggghhhh. Fuck people. Seriously.
“Fuck people.” I could make a joke there, but I won’t. 😛
hate using these machines?..I don’t feel so bad bout my tech skills now..
it reminds of waiter stories, “i was in here two weeks ago and i want the pasta of the day that i had” they try to help asking leading questions until “i don’t remember what was in it, but i want it again” whatever you bring them, it won’t be right
..umm …YOU KNOW..the guy with glasses..on tv..COME ON ..are yea a dang idjit 🙂
Tommy is an expert at helping himself.
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/7775/70…
I admit….this one is weak, but it’s my first day back and I’m a little tired.
“Do you have that book they were talking about on CBC? …Last week I think…No I don’t remember the title…No, I don’t recall the author’s name…No I don’t remember what it was about but it sounded real interesting…Well, can you check your database?…
JUST WHAT KIND OF A BOOKSTORE ARE YOU?”
hahaha, “i’m sorry you are looking for the giant brain” and hang up. it’s on young thomas…screee
“Occupy Protestors Seek Form For Stupidity”
Ah zilla, how were your holidays? Hope it wasn’t too cold under that bridge.
You know what, you’re busted bruh, you’re not the real godzilla. I hunted down that little pussy ass reptile. Kept a souvernir:
http://superpoweractionblog.files.wordpres…
This describes to a T some of the people I have to deal with. 5 minutes with them feels like an hour.
What a maroon, what an eskimo piehead!
“Inuit” Trood. They prefer to be called Inuit Pieheads now. >; )
Incoming message from the big giant head….
your progress report form is currently 22 days late.
Please submit as soon as possible as consequences will be swift and severe.
some people are just worthless sacks of shit – fuck who doesn’t know their own address? Tell them to go the hell home and figure that shit out before they come back.