I went out for dinner the other night for a treat, and came back with hepatitis. ok, no I didn’t. But that’s what the t-shirt implied on my servers back. “I use protection….SPF 20!” haha I get it..you have unprotected sex..ha…oh wait, gross. This here’s a family place, joking about that is tasteless and uncalled for. If it was a 19+ only it might fly, but the group of teenage girls behind me shouldn’t be reading it, they might make a pact or something. I am not a prude, but I draw the line at unsafe sex jokes from the dude who gives me food.
—Bad taste in my mouth
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2010.
Yes he SERVES your food, not rubs it on his genitals after having random, unprotected sex that he probably doesn’t have. And no child is going to understand that joke, unless they’re told what it means.
I’m offended by your name “bad taste in my mouth”. ew.
is the taste in your mouth sort of salty?
Dude if I’m reading this right you went to a place that has “JACK ASS” in giant neon half the time, and you’re bitching about a funny t-shirt? Please go back to the 1950’s.
It was probably part of his ‘flare’.
That’s unsafe sexes joke? I thought it was playing on perception. When people say “I use protection” we assume sex, when in reality we use protection for many things. Like sun screen. The shirt wasn’t saying he has unprotected sex, that’s just you being a prude.
Lighten up, you silly trout – the teenagers in question have probably seen a lot fucking worse than what you’re squawking about. I really can’t believe how upset people can get over such utter crapola.
A couple of my fav t-shirts:
Paddle Faster…I Hear Banjos
If You Can Read The Back of This T-Shirt, The Bitch Fell Off
OP is pro skin cancer.
“they might make a pact or something”
because of the t-shirt on a server?
“I am not a prude….” …right
where were you eating that they didn’t have a uniform??
even McDonalds has uniforms?!?!?
and I’m assuming you complained to the manager on shift… since you know it would be pointless to bring up only on an anonymous bitch board.
while inappropriate, at least you didn’t get any ‘fromunda’ cheese on your burger…
as in, ‘fromunda’ my scrotum.
I wear protection?
Bad Taste in My Mouth?
They have flavoured condoms, OP.
Am I missing something? Wouldn’t the phrase “I use protection” refer to safe sex? How the hell do you get unsafe sex from that?
Hey, OP, here’s a t-shirt slogan for you:
“Your proctologist called, he found your head.”
my favorite shirt
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=6317
Umm…..where to begin on this one? Holy fuck, get over it. It’s not like ther person was standing there telling the teenagers to go out and have unprotected sex. WTF?? Get lost, loser!
They never wear uniforms at the Economy Sweat Shop, and it makes it so hard to find a server there because everyone looks the same.
At least, OP, your server wasn’t wearing a shirt like this young gentleman has on:
http://pimpandoeandando.files.wordpress.co…
Here’s a great place to find “offensive” t-shirts:
http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml
Paddle Faster…I Hear Banjos <- the best
I hope he sprinkled shredded up ball bag hair on your dinner you uptight prude.
If you’re mature enough to get the joke, then you should be mature enough to ignore it, OP. You’re seriously concerned for the children reading it? Guess what: They aren’t offended because they don’t get it.
my favorite prudish episode of the month is the people who were complaining about the billboard for the everything about sex show that had a boob covered with whip cream and a cherry on it. it showed nothing but yet the prudes all come out to complian. which i find very ironic, since they are probnably the same bunch that promote breastfeeding is best with all the pictures of kids hanging off boob everywhere. what are you saying, a kid sucking one is ok but whip cream isn’t…you fucking retards
How do you know they weren’t talking about sunblock , for actual sun burn protection ?
Way to read something into a possibly innocent shirt.
Which you wouldn’t have to do with my New York T Shirt.
It says
“FUCK YOU”
“You”
“FUCKING”
“”FUCK”
–“ny city”
And at T Shirt Hell you can get;
“If jesus comes back”
“We’ll kill him again!”
It has three spikes on it, & it came in less than 2 weeks in my size ~:)
More:
My favourite T-shirt Hell shirt came in a size too small, but considering it said “I’ll be using THESE to my advantage”, I ordered it anyway…
i saw a tee on a guy last summer in big glowing letters “GOD IS A C __T” very succinct
If you don’t like it…..GO EAT AT HOOTERS.
Can’t do that since Hooters burned down.
A plea for attention. Look at me! My racy t-shirt!
FAIL
Hey Dr Fever…..LOL – I forgot about that.
That place was Smokin…
Or should I say
That Place was on Fire…
I think I’ll stop now
He probably can’t afford “real” clothing, given that he works in a restaurant…..same level as a call centre job. Get a real career people, not a “job.”
http://www.tshirthell.com
Pick one. any one.
could be that bad taste was your boyfriend’s dick, just saying here.
Ha ha LIFE SUCKS, how ironic would it be if the OP was giving his/her boyfriend head right in the middle of the restaurant and then complained about their server’s offensive shirt.
have to agree with refinedsugar, its not what the t-shirt says but what the t-shirt says about the person wearing it…”oooh, lookit me, I’m so shocking…”
It’s not a plea for attention, the server is wearing a uniform. The restaurant in question has the staff wear these different tshirts with sayings on them. Some are a tiny bit risque, some are just plain silly. I don’t know if I’d classify any of them as offensive, though. But, offensiveness is subjective.
place I went last night had “that’s what she said” on the back.
for the record, I was not offended. the ball and chain actually said she wanted one…