Like a warm batch of fresh nachos. Curling up in bed all farting aside. Sopranos. Pizza. Wine. Damn your ass is fine. I can do this forever. Our love just keeps on getting better. You had me at Gelato. BAM! —Ingrown Hair

This article appears in Jan 16-22, 2014.

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  1. Laying around in the fart sack blasting egg farts with ingrown hairs on your goods. That is fucking sexy.

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  2. nachos, pizza, fucking gelato, wine? Layin around watching sapranos in your stink sack. No wonder your place reeks like farts. Quit overloading yer guts so bad.

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