Why do cyclers wear such ugly outfits? Like those tight golf-shirt type looking tops—the material looks so nasty and hot (I bet it really reeks in the pit area) and shiny spandex shorts up your arse.  Ew, grab a clue. You look like an idiot. —I Don’t Brake for Arse Peddlers

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  1. Lol, only pussies worry about wind resistance. And yeah, you all look dumb as fuck with your $10,000 wanker cycles and your super cool polyester/spandex, brand billboards that say “I got soaked into buying this ridiculous shirt cuz I bro’d down with the cool guy at (insert douchy cycle shop here)”.

  2. So you’d rather seeing cyclists wearing billowing cotton t-shirts, black tube socks with sandals? Sheesh, go end world hunger or something more important.

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