Why do cyclers wear such ugly outfits? Like those tight golf-shirt type looking tops—the material looks so nasty and hot (I bet it really reeks in the pit area) and shiny spandex shorts up your arse. Ew, grab a clue. You look like an idiot. —I Don’t Brake for Arse Peddlers
This article appears in Jul 6-12, 2017.


So…..you try to hit them? :O
To cut down on wind resistance? Also, those are breathable fabrics.
Lol, only pussies worry about wind resistance. And yeah, you all look dumb as fuck with your $10,000 wanker cycles and your super cool polyester/spandex, brand billboards that say “I got soaked into buying this ridiculous shirt cuz I bro’d down with the cool guy at (insert douchy cycle shop here)”.
So you’d rather seeing cyclists wearing billowing cotton t-shirts, black tube socks with sandals? Sheesh, go end world hunger or something more important.