I can tell by now that you are interested.. can’t you tell by now that I am not? If there ever was a chance at me being even remotely attracted to you , it died when I saw you were too cowardly/shy/much of a pussy to ask me where the light roast coffee beans were and instead walked around for 5 minutes trying to find them. I know everyone has their ‘type’, and I’m sorry to inform you that I don’t want to date a man that is a bigger pussy than what I have in between my legs (ZIING). And please stop following me on break. —Fuck off. This air is taken.
This article appears in Jul 9-15, 2015.


Mmmmm… giant pussy. That’s a turn-on. Especially when they growl and hiss.
Do people not think about what they write?
The fact that he walked around for 5 minutes trying to find the light roast coffee beans is an obvious indicator of his spirited initiative and not a sign that he was a cowardly/shy/much of a pussy as you seem to think. You must cultivate him in the hope that he will show a comparative spirited initiative when it comes to your giant pussy.
You sound lovely, I’m not surprised you have a persistent suitor.
The OB seems to have some issues so maybe she is doing the (supposedly) interested guy a favour by not dating him.
Maaaaaan, I covered this a couple days ago, don’t posters read the posts?!!?!?! Also!! How are you gonna call him cowardly when you’re on the internet telling him to go pound sand? Tho if he’s following you around on break all the time and not hanging out with you… well that’s just creepy and I don’t blame you.
isn’t OB quite the peach.
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OP:Get yourself a new patient to manipulate into having sex.
….If he still refuses to have sex, get your friends to get revenge for you.
Whoa . . . you denigrate some guy on LTWWB because he had the nerve to spend time looking for coffee beans instead of deigning to ask you, your royal highness, where they might be?
Well, if he wasn’t repulsed by you before, I am sure he will be now, so I guess your troubles are over.
Can’t you just be flattered?
Wow. Amazing the train of thoughts there princess!
my pussy is not cowardly or shy. is yours? please stop putting pussys down.