I have ADHD. I am fine with that. I have no problem admitting it, or getting treatment for it. I have no issues discussing what I go through, what kind of medications I’ve tried and what tests I’ve had to do. I’m comfortable with myself and my illness. What I am not comfortable with is people like you who try to pressure me into giving/selling you my pills so you can get some work done.

It’s people like you that make it difficult for the ones who actually have problems to acquire these pills. —Finding some relief

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  1. Never tell ANYONE what medications you take. If no one knows then you won’t have a problem with seekers. It is dangerous to do otherwise.

  2. If it’s difficult to tell friends, aquaintances and/or strangers to take their Cheech & Chong act and fuck right off, you could always peruse some old posts from a gent named Bad Mr. Frosty. He posted some links to various personal security suppliers of clandestine electronic devices. Get yourself wired for sound and report these advances to whatever authorities you feel would take the most efective action. Perhaps in high school and college nobody likes a snitch. The corollary to that is in the real world, nobody likes a junkie. And that’s what these people are. At any rate, give them a wide berth.

  3. Want to know what to do with those drugs? Stop taking them. Most (if not all) ADHD meds haven’t gone through proper testing, thanks to Big Pharma.

    ADHD is a lazy diagnosis for something larger.

  4. People are askin you for your meds so they can get work done? Tell them to drink some coffee and fuck off

  5. I love ritalin and adderal. You can get some serious all-night drinking and partying done.

  6. Tell ’em to buy some Wake-Up tabs and jam ’em up their rectal blowholes with a can of Red Bull. Fucking knobs – they’d probably do it.

  7. For all the good these Red Bull suppositories do me, I might as well just shove ’em up…
    Sorry, couldn’t resist.

  8. yeah,but think of the extra coin that you could make,o.p. really, if you don’t broadcast that this type of pill does this or that, no one would know, right?

  9. I wonder sometimes how out of the dozen or so people at my work who have kids, 100% of their children have ADHD and “special” learning issues that means they learn in unique ways outside of the ordinary. Every single one of those kids are drugged up to their eyeballs with ADHD medications.

  10. Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. Is there ANY problem that South Park can’t fix?
    Thanks TT, unless I get flattened by a bus, this WILL be the high point of my day.

  11. We used to call people like that ‘hyper’and they didn’t take meds – I must agree with you on this point, Jiggy.

  12. There is such a thing as ADHD/ADD, but it’s over-diagnosed. Part of the problem is that the actual disorder isn’t fully understood yet, mostly because it hasn’t been fully studied. This is thanks to parents that refuse to deal with their kids, so doctors can’t study the disorder, and proper testing can’t be done on the drugs that are being produced.

  13. Anyone else notice that there are very few drugs that ‘CURE’ anything, that disease fighting is what they do,as opposed to disease curing…sure they supress it, mask the pain, ‘help’ the body cure itself…but there are very few medications that you take a couple of pills & you get better. But there are literally hundreds of pills you take once a day for LIFE !!! to help you control it !!!

    Yep, the lobby group of the big pharmaceutical companies did a great job of getting Government onside with only APPROVED medicines can be used to treat diseases & then they go & have everything but our kitchen sinks labeled a disease…my favorite one, is the Obesity Disease…cause everyone knows that disease is responsible for EVERYONE WHO IS FAT !
    Another fave…the disease of alcoholism, yep those of you who just have a drinky poo or two, your immune, anyone else is SICK MAN…they’re DISEASED !!! Quick fumigate them with pot smoke…oh right, you can only use approved medications/drugs & only the big Pharmaceutical companies can make those ~;p

  14. I’m with you More.. I hate when people call addiction a disease! If anything it’s a self-inflicted ‘disease’. I’m sorry but I do not group people with addictions with people who have cancer. People with addictions always blame the person who molested them/beat them/put them down, but there’s THOUSANDS of other people with rough lives that don’t snort shit to get through the day. They’re just weak individuals with no responsibilty, NOT a ‘disease’.

  15. Again, South Park cleverly addressed this issue of alcoholism as a disease – to quote Stan: “You just have to know when to stop” – so help me fuck, if SP ever start a cult, I’m joining as Matt & Trey’s personal lickenspittle.

  16. Dose boyz be geniuses. I wonder how long until they turn up on Al-Jazeera’s Funniest Home Videos.

  17. Alcoholism is a disorder, not a disease, and that’s the fault of society and religious groups, not medicine/psychology. If you check the DSM, Alcoholism is listed as such.

  18. You couldn’t ask for nicer, sweeter Mack Daddy. Poor Butters, he doesn’t deserve the crap he has to take.

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