ugh, you pathetic attention-seeking assholes who cruise up/down my street, in your pimped-out shitbox cars, blasting insolent NOISE (cuz it’s definitely not fucking music!) over a trunk full of subwoofers that are loud enough to wake the dead. you know what… i’m gonna take a baseball bat to your brain-dead skulls you fucking pieces of shit!!!
This article appears in Jul 24-30, 2008.