I work in an office building and I have a candy bowl at my desk for all employees to come by and enjoy taking a candy whenever they please. But, when one individual comes by every day and grabs a handful, I’m thinking about closing down the candy shop. It’s not fair for the others, since I’m trying to be nice. I can’t afford to refill the bowl if this keeps up.
—Going from sweet to sour
This article appears in May 9-15, 2019.
Fill your candy bowl. Put it in your desk drawer. Fuck being the office’s candy shop and enjoy.