You come and visit and tell me not to leave the kids’ cookies sitting out where you can see them because you have an ‘eating disorder’ that causes you to have no control around food. With the amount of weed you smoke, it is not called an ‘eating disorder’. It is called ‘the munchies’. The only person you are fooling is yourself. —Heard it All Now
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They come to visit you, and tell you what to do? Well there should be one less weed smoking wonder visiting chez vous, one would think. You likely don’t need a person with any type of ‘control issues’ – either as an “ED”, or drug induced munchies, around your kids.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
OB, this bitch is *awesome.*
I love it when fat people smoke weed then eat their faces off and are all “I DON’T KNOW WHY I’M SO FAT!”
I have friends who are larger who smoke who get the munches and eat their faces off and fully own up to the fact that that’s why they’re fat. <3 to them.
Personal responsibility FTW!
bahahaha eating disorder..yea it’s called eatamuseverythingitis.. 🙂
WTF? It’s your food, just tell them they can’t have any. What kind of a pig shows up at your house all baked and eats all your childrens cookies anyway? Probably the kind of person who leaves your house hits the drivethru and sits in the parking lot stuffing their face with burgers and crying between every tasty bite. Nom Nom Nom.
Snoop Dogg and Willy Nelson needa go on diets.
So what? What’s the difference? They either are a compulsive eater or a stoner who is trying to control what they eat when they get the munchies.
Just put the cookies out of eyesight when they come over, for fucks sake. It’s not a big deal.
Weed doesn’t give me munchies. Only alcohol sends me on late night donair and cheeseburger missions. I suggest you dress up as the cookie monster and throw cookies at your friend to freak them out when they’re high.
LMAO!!! I love this bitch.
OP, find out if they have any illegal drugs on them, and if they do, sneak into another room and call the cops. Your friend sounds like another stoner loser. Best place for them is in from of a Judge handing out a sentence or fines.
Good one Seb. That’s exactly what I was thinking, everyone who smokes a litlle pot should be serving mandatory minimums in prison for possession. It fucking dicks with an attitude like yours that brought around prohibition, and we all know how that turned out. I wonder how much poverty could have been averted in this country if we spent the money invested in putting pot growers, dealers and smokers in jail because of some archaic law, to better use. Your words are spoken like some dumbass brainwashed cop with not even one iota of common sense.
Thank you, SHITD, well said.
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LMAO!!
Best Bitch ever!!!
I picture the cookie monster:):)
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*Klaxons* Best of Walken on SNL on Muchmore, Painey.
Saw your operatives at the parade yesterday. They acquitted themselves with grace and dignity. The only leg-humping was being done by bipeds. Looked for 195, he may have been a Boba Fett but I can’t say for certain.
excellent, i noticed that on our rest day last week. i still can’t stop laughing “more cow bell” ma and pa went down to look for the hounds, she said there were lots of banks represented
We saw 195!!! He joined Wheelie, Donarious and myself after he was all done and we had a delightful ‘mini summit’ luncheon! It was an AMAZING day with some AMAZING friends! 🙂 Those who didn’t show missed the fuck out on some good times!
And we also saw Paney’s pooches! One came over and we gave him/her a pat! There were tons of dogs in the parade — mostly little ones, but there was this chick with a HUGE dog that looked like a really big version of scooby doo with cow print so we ended up naming him ‘scooby moo.’ Heehee! GREAT day! A+++
Also, I think I’ve found a great spot for our next summit. It has brunch and a patio and is centrally located just off of SGR. Soooo that means I need some availabilities from y’all interested in attending. I want to make sure we can accommodate some of those who haven’t been able to attend a summit before, but would like to. Watch for FB msgs and emails, people!
i am well pleased, perhaps we could have a float next year^^i’ll drive… thanks for the update miss kitty
Response: Then leave your hot girlfriend at home, cuz I like to fuck women and she keeps coming over…
Hahahahahaha…
Thought this was gonna be all mud, but got to the stoner part and laughed my ass off…
Sounds like someone needs to learn how to handle their shit… And to buy munchies before blazing…
When you’ve got the Munchies nothing else will do:
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great. there’s nothing like combining the hate for fat people and the hate for pot smokers in the same bitch. It makes everyone happy.
I looked for you as well, Ivanski, but I didn’t see you. 🙁
I was inside, behind the window, delivering (off)-colour commentary. Were you on foot or on the vehicle? And how was the mini-summit?
I was on foot. I was wearing a blue suit and voluminous black wig.
I should also mention that the mini-summit was excellent. Good food, good company, and good service. We actually met the owner of the place (wheelie knows him) and he was super nice. I highly recommend the place. I’ll probably write a review at some point.
uh, no… he’d be locked up…. ie. sodomizing heaven..
you’ve just helped the bugger