1) A small, inadequate, and deflated penis is no fun—ever!
2) Your pea-sized brain is an even worse feature than your penis.
–Already Gone
This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2017.

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1) A small, inadequate, and deflated penis is no fun—ever!
2) Your pea-sized brain is an even worse feature than your penis.
–Already Gone
This article appears in Feb 2-8, 2017.
8 Comments
A woman scorned.
I can’t help but wonder if they don’t have a better insult than dick size; it seems to be the go-to dig.
In any case, it’s a case of sour grapes. I’m sure his dick is fine.
Would be like fucking a thumb tack. Did I just hear an echo?!
this is a poor excuse for a “bitch”. with lame ass bitches like this we might as well call this a ‘LTWWNC’ thread ie love the way we name call
I thought money and ego were a legit compensation for small, inadequate dicks. Maybe he has no money 🙁
Seriously though, isn’t this a form of discrimination? What if I went around insulting women because their tits were too small and their vaginas are too big and floppy?
If you’re ‘already gone’, why are you still hung up on this guy enough to write a bitch about him?
look it the other way. perhaps the penis fine.
maybe it is because of a huge, worn out floppy snatch(fried bacon comes to mind but, not in a good way)
This just smacks of yet another woman who really should wear a series of big tattoos on every visible peace of skin…talkin’ about “WARNING : NEUROTIC and SOCIALLY INEPT child of the DUNG HEAP lives beneath this skin – do not engage unless you’re a sucker for punishment!”
If you want someone with a big dick, you have to advertise for people with big dicks. Don’t be one of these women who allows yourself to sink back down to the emotional maturity of a 16 year old and then set landmines all over the place in front of men so they can step on them for your amusement.
I know you’ve probably got a personality disorder and think it’s all cute and stuff, but really if this is how you actually think you need a therapist.
Hey man its not the size of the wave, its the motion of the ocean