I wish my stupid lips would learn to sip coffee into the mouth and not all over my shirt and pants. I look homeless now. —Lazy F’n Lips
This article appears in Dec 1-7, 2011.
Mouth likes coffee, shirt does not
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Perhaps you have a drinking problem…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl4plPGRG8o
love that flick commander http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/08/01/…
>tsk tsk tsk< you two...
Mornin’Rosie. Howze the wee ‘un? Woof Woof
Homeless people can afford coffee? I thought they just stole those Timmies’ cups out of the trash.
part time job panhandling = buy buy new shirt/pants to replace coffee stained mess.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
lol I like your way of thinking Z
I Love this Bitch 😀 I have the same problem, try the cool sippy lids 😀 Good Luck!
well at least they’d play the part…
if I get asked for change one more time from someone dressed in pressed khaki’s and docker shoes….
I mean c’mon… you’re dressed more professionally than I am…
and you have the gall and absolutely no shame in asking me for a quarter?!?!?
fuckin’ douche
OP. you are dumb. I tuck a towel into the collar of my shirt, now the coffee spills on the towel.
..I spend half my life with food on my face..it kinda sux
there are things called straws, try one.
I’d rather have coffee on my shirt than drink it through a straw. Just saying…
If the speed bumps in Timmy’s parking lot could talk, they would say,
“you mad, bro?”