To the lovely bitcher whose posts I usually enjoy, enough with the mouse ears. <3 —Your friend

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  1. Hey friend: Whaaaa? F-you! G’way! Begone! No matter if it’s PG, Ivan-of-the-100-names, or me… G’way!!!!!! It’s cute! And I know it’s meant when I see it! A little love goes a long way! Even on the bitch board.

  2. ‘Mouse ears’ represents the ‘<3 ' which viewed sideways looks like....mouse ears. When this '<3 ' is typed and entered it usually produces a heart shape, but for some reason, not at LTWWB. When someone types "I 'mouse ears' e.g. samosas" they are saying "I 'heart' samosas" or more directly, "I 'love' samosas." Mmmmmmmm...samosas!

  3. See also, “three-cubed”, “less than three” , “double scoop” and the new and hilarious “ass-cone”
    Ivan *mouse ears* his bitch buds
    Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  4. merci op, ya sucked the life outta my morning. shall i come up with some symbols for hate?

  5. No painey, don’t do that! We all loves ya… and Monty would be sooooo sad if you ‘went bitter’! *mouse ears*, less than three, <3!!!!!

  6. ASSCONE to you, painey!!

    So much bum discussion on the bitch board these couple of days. Interesting.

    I like *mouse ears* personally, and I’ve used it in regular conversation too.

    Happy Saturday, everyone… less than three!

  7. Yeah I had no idea what “mouse ears” was either. As if emoticons aren’t annoying enough to keep track of… but emoticons converted back into words? When will it end!?

  8. I used to have a neighbour who laughed like a horse all the time. It annoyed the hell out of me. At least roooooooo rawk screeeee etc. isn’t something we can actually hear. And I use acronyms like lol rofl omfg afk etc. a lot. You can’t please everyone.

  9. Sorry paingirl – just adding my .02 – on a bitch board. Crazy concept, i know. It’s a lot to wrap your head around all at once.
    I used to be a regular here a couple of years back but stopped posting after the board seemed to be polluted with ridiculous kay posts and a few other trolls. Go figure.

  10. apologies jimmy, bulls are very sensitive creatures. i didn’t realise my strange word were so irritating

  11. Ummmm…where do I even start? I think if paingirls comments were even remotely relevant to the bitches all that cutsie crap like mouse ears and purposely misspelled and made up words might be annoying. Fortunately when I see her moniker i skip down to the next post. I think this is the only bitch I have seen where she actually stays on topic, leading me to believe that with her passive agressive narcism, maybe with that name she is a cutter crying for help.

  12. Looks like “Annie” had a kid. And since, no doubt, his last contact with the human vagina ended when the delivery room doctor smacked his ass and ruined the mood he has quite probably blessed fertility clinics lining the Halifax – Montreal corridor with dixie cups full of his precious bodily fluids. Unfortunately – some survived and learned to use computers.

  13. Pain-sis, I <3 your comments. Please don't change a thing and remain true to yourself! We loves ya just the way you are sweetie:) <3<3<3

  14. Wow, Ivan, a sexual reference to someones mothers vagina… that comes off as a little weird. Especially when followed by some even more disturbing masturbation and dixie cup fetish. Maybe these are some thoughts better to be left to your inside voice.

  15. It’s alright Shitty-D. You may have noticed some changes to your body that are frightening, uncomfortable and maybe even a little gross. Don’t worry, it’s a very beautiful and natural thing and it means that you are on your way to becoming a woman. It also means that for one week in four you are going to be even more of prize to be around.

    You’re right Hugo. I predict that Annie’s “Jellyfish Babies” will totally sweep the Special Olypics World Series of T-Ball. But then everyone’s a winner – just for participating. >; )

  16. *YAWN* Otay, better luck next time Ivan… RAWK..SCREEEEE. Ahhhh sweet, with all that crap I finally feel accepted, not to mention super intelligent. >;)

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