I watched as 3 ugly cougars went to the game on Saturday.
They were sitting in front of me and my son and they never watched the game just talked about how many affairs they had. These must have been poor desparate men as I wouldn’t even look at them twice. Anyway, they spill a beer on the older man in front of them and laugh and don’t even have enough trailer park class to aplogize!! However, he had too much class to make a scene. I would have poured a beer over their heads and gave them a much needed bath.
Oh, and thanks for dropping the f bomb about 100 times in front of the kids.Classy women!! —Early Riser
This article appears in Apr 11-17, 2013.
What? A hundred F-bombs by three people, during an entire hockey game? Pbbbffffttttt!!!!!! I could drop more than that ordering a beer.
Steve does the Mrs. get on your case for swearing so much?
You sound like a real not-so-happily married sore arse! Men drop the F bomb all the time; I’m sure most of them don’t really consider ladies or kids present. And as far as criticizing the ‘cougars’ hey buddy if they got it, why not flaunt it. Maybe they wouldn’t ‘look twice at you’ either. Especially not if your shitty attitude is all over you. Why are you all up in their grill? They are at an age where they are finally free and you, apparently by the sounds of things, are tied down with a wife and kids. Not their fault! Cougars need love too rrrrhhhaaarrrrrr!!! 😉
So much for the fairer sex. But then women can be worse than men.
It’s a hockey game not a bar. It’s one thing getting heated about the game and letting a curse word slip out here and there. But these women don’t sound like fans. They don’t sound like “women” for that matter. I hope they didn’t ruin you and your sons night OP.
Yes single women in their 40’s-whatever..need love, they shouldn’t forget their manners and that it’s important to respect everyone around them,not just children,Everyone.
Their knuckles shouldn’t be dragging on the ground along with their breasts.
So THAT is what you and boru did, woggy! Who was the third, is Gary girly?
*jokes*
There’s nothing “liberating” about being an arsehole in an audience at a hockey game, in front of adults and kids. The only thing they were “flaunting” was their craving of being the centre of attention.
Did you tell them to stop swearing in front of the kids, OB?
And for bonus points: where the hell does it say they were single in the original Bitch?
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The OB just showed that hoes can be bullies too. Them skanks should have apologized for spilling a beer on someone but suggesting so is probably cyber bullying.
Hey if I pay good money to go to a game I am not worried about your kids. Leave the kids to hell home – get a babysitter! They’re not my problem. I’m there to have fun. And so, apparently were these gals. Man, you’re wound way too tight!
And don’t be surprised or offended if some one farts in your mouth either. Wanna act like a cunt then be treated like a cunt. It’s okay though as such situations create fodder for more lame LTWWB posts.
#TeamBiscuit
People who have enough intelligence to know better should do better.They were adults;I don’t care what gender they are or how much you paid for your seat. it comes down to respecting others.
An intelligent adult should have a vocabulary wide enough they shouldn’t use the F bomb that much .
You tell ’em, Boru.
It was a moosehead game boom, not an old timers game. If all the kids were left at home then the game wouldn’t have been played. Kids have more right to be there cheering on their peers then a bunch of old women with no interest for hockey.
rah rah sis boom bah, mama b
Cougars like those make it difficult for the other 40-somethings out there would love to find someone wonderful (myself included). I have witnessed similar behaviour at hockey games and family restaurants. There is such a thing as manners. Be mindful of the little ears around you. Be a lady! Some women are just too stunned. If they are single, I pity the men who they do meet in future who have to put up with them! Hey! I bet these are the types who offer naughty pics on the first “Hello” on the dating sites. It gets you nowhere (ahem) “Ladies”. Disgusting.
Spoken like a lady, heather_anne
Hey if there’s beer served there then what the heck are kids doing there in the first place. You wanna bring your kids to a licensed place do so at your own risk. Others are there to have fun. I would recommend the youngsters stay at home and watch a Disney movie. No place for kids!
” Hey! I bet these are the types who offer naughty pics on the first “Hello” on the dating sites. It gets you nowhere (ahem) “Ladies”. Disgusting.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GNhdQRbXhc
I would say they weren’t single Paul if they counting the affairs they had been in. Unless they were single girls into married men.
Can married women be cougars?
OP, I would have asked the fine ladies to tone it down since I had a youngan with me. If any further debate ensues, I’d let security decide. I bet the beer-soaked older guy would back you.
They might have been divorced women reminiscing about the ‘good old days’ when they were having affairs while they were married.
“cougars”
older women who like younger men
Definition of “cougars” in Urban Dic.
Yo Kirk ,Don’t use my real name..
Who/What are you to diagnose me as nuts?
Boru: No, I don’t mind when SHITD curses. We both curse quite a bit, but not around children. We have a bit more tact than that.
And to answer your question from a couple days ago on another thread; he didn’t take me (assuming I’m the ‘little lady’ you were referring to) out to spend his paycheck. I make my own money dear. It’s called getting off your ass and working for A living. You should try it sometime, it would probably do you some good.
The moosehead games are FAMILY EVENTS. This behaviour was disrespectful and trashy.
Furious — I less than three you.
Mama bear — glad to have you back! This must mean all’s well with you and your little one?
Boomy — your beer argument is ridiculous. Beer is sold in many many sit-down family restaurants. Restaurants with kids menus. Many decent parents drink a beer or two in front of their kids. I don’t have kids, but it’s just a dick move to not consider the environment you’re in when you’re in a family environment. Having beer available doesn’t mean kids should be banished.
OB: Very valid bitch. I hope your little one’s experience wasn’t ruined too much. Old cougars like this are sad and pathetic.
Ok whatever. I’m on the cougs side. You sore arses with boring wives/husbands and kids can do whatever you like. I’m for having fun like they did. It might do you sore arses some good to hire yourself a babysitter and let loose a little. Maybe then you wouldn’t be on the bitch line all day complaining all the time about NOthing but showing the rest of us what a boring life you lead. Yay!!! You Go Cougs!!
I agree with you there boom boom, the sore arses think when they decide it’s time to procreate and bless the world with their precious little gems, the world is just supposed to conform and be all well-behaved, censored and miserable just like them. Keep the crotch critters home with da damn babysitter. They shouldn’t be around where da likker be at anywayz.
Putrid KItty: “Restaurants with kids menus. Many decent parents drink a beer or two in front of their kids. “
And den dey get in da car and drive home with their kids in da back seat. Putrid kitty, you must gut rocks in ya head gurl.
Right on No Fool. It makes me laugh: The OP who created this bitch probably comes on here every day and curses like a dock worker then cries about the ‘f’ word. Also if the Cougs were THAT out of line I’m sure the joint would have thrown them out. Yup, just another married sore arse with a flock of crotch critters. In actual fact, they’re pissed because the Cougs are free and having FUNNNN!!!
If The Captain ever catches you at a hockey game, boomy, there’s gonna be a whole beer come splashing down on your head. Of course, I’d just be having fun like those cougars 🙂 That’s what hockey games are for, you understand right? No hard feelings.
And when I’ve got a boring wife and terrible children, I’ll teach them to do the same thing. Because boomy knows best! It’ll be so sweet when my little toddler starts addressing you as, “the dirty fucking cunt”. I know it’s swearing, but they’re just words! No harm can come from colorful language, right boomy? Especially when it’s exactly the right thing to say.
OP ,I bet when ya git yer beer goggles on ,dey looks some good der bye,
I’m in for hockey with you, Captain.
Super Soakers full of beer, so we don’t have to sit near the Boomgars!
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“Boomgars” – That’s the one, right there. WORD OF THE Ma’FUCKIN’ DAY!
Rolly hips n bewbs in a too-tight dress, french tip mani, and an effing moose head on top.
Spray em with the Brew Blasters, Capt!
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Don’t waste good beer. Fill them super-soakers with vinegar, baking soda and pennicillin.
Douches for the Dooshes?
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Aye Aye Captain! Can I come along with you and Paul? This I gotta see! But first and foremost, I love hockey 🙂
http://forum.gon.com/attachment.php?s=0373…
Of course, Heather! All are welcome
I believe we may have to upgrade our ammunition ever further, Ivan. I’m thinking Napalm super soakers may be the only effective solution to the boomy problem.
Fire. And lots of it.
Heh heh heh.
The price of beer and they spilled some?
LMAO @ Sodium!
Pretty sure that’s not all they’ve spilled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5hooO64dQc
Having read these posts, I rest my case 😉
Captain: “I’ve got a boring wife and terrible children, I’ll teach them to do the same thing.”
Mmmmm hmmm. Proof in da pudd’n dere is captain Sore-arse!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH try contraception next time, dummy. Wifey wasn’t so borin when you was hittin’ it wit no condom on ya grunge dickie, tho was she? Now DEAL with the fawkin brats you created, Cappy, while us Cougs LAUGH AND LAUGH!!!
What are older guys that prowl for younger women called? Coyotes?
Learn to read, no_fool.
Napalm soakers it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b26BD5KjH…
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Is there something in the water?
Boomy’s recruiting more shit-tards now…. jebus.
I vote diet pepsi and mentos.
Make a real show out of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjbJELjLgZg
Target acquired…
All units open fire!
“Learn to read, no_fool.”
Lets concentrate on the solveable problems first Keptin. You know, global warming, nuclear proliferation, the Caramilk Secret. You’re an idealist, praise be, and I wouldn’t want your noble spirit crushed by an unachievable goal.
I <3 you Captain, Ivan, and Paul.
“What are older guys that prowl for younger women called? Coyotes?”
Reg
If she’s very young;he would be called a Goof.
Back atcha L’il Buddy.
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Disclaimer: Ivan and Orgasmatron-chan not exactly as illustrated
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I <3 you Captain, Ivan, and Paul.
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We are the Triumvirate of Awesome.
Just because someone is over 40 doesn’t mean they’re horning for younger tail. It’s possible these women were just classless dipschitts, and not some stereotype invented to create a new genre for porn.
When I was dating, I turned down a couple of early 30s gals because they didn’t have the life experience to have the depth I need to sustain interest for an extended time.
And I’m sorry that that sentence sounded like 25 double-entendres. It wasn’t intentional!
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“It wasn’t intentional!”
But, it would be perfectly okay, if it was.
Giggity-Giggity-Goo!
Thanks, Orgasmatron. We’re just doing what we can for the good of the Bitch community.
Giggity- BOING!!!
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ZZZZZ no there’s nothing in the water. I think people like No_fool and others are finally seeing the regulars on here, the haters if you will, as being like a pack of coyotes. Very few actually have a unique point of view and most, if they have one, don’t dare voice it for fear of being ostracized. You know, the mob mentality thing. But it’s good to see that you, No_Fool ARE no fool. Keep speaking your truth girl!! PS: If YOU are a cougar I bet you’re a hot one!!!
Where did the dusty bus bitch go? Boom, did you declare it ‘OVER’???
Hayy
I’m hot too..lol..lol..
A hockey game is no place for kids boomy? Are you crazy?
“Very few actually have a unique point of view” – And what’s unique/important about your point of view? Oh right, nothing.
“You know, the mob mentality thing.” – Says the lady who is continuously brown nosing fools like no_fool, just to maintain a modicum of public support.
The only person The Captain tries to ostracize is you, boomy. You’re the only person on here who tries so hard to be hated… You ARE trying to be disliked, right boomy? I mean, there’s no other possible explanation for why you’re so completely unwanted by every intelligent character on this board.
and just fyi I’m a young single party animal and I drink and curse with the best of them but not 100 times within earshot of kids at a hockey game. If there is one place you can be guaranteed to find children it’s at a Moosehead game. There wouldn’t be a team if people left their kids home. I agree that OP should expect some cursing and some adult behavior but that doesn’t give someone the right to be obnoxious. If it was some young men my age behaving like that I would bet it wouldn’t be tolerated. You can have fun without being rude. Spilling a beer on someone’s head and not apologizing? Come on. You can have fun without being a jerk. If anyone should stay home from hockey games it’s people who have no interest in the game and ruin the experience for everyone around them who paid for their seat. You probably talk really loud at the movies too huh. You suck.
No_Fool: I have it on good authority that no bitch posts Will be tolerated once they are declared ‘over’. Take what you will from that ok 😉
WHAT??? A generation of new bitchers—who are NOT haters???? What’s this world coming to? Heaven Forbid! Thank Heavens for No-Fool, Boomy and a few others! You guys are comin on strong and takin over the joint!!! Ain’t nothin like people with unique and unabashed opinions. You know, the ones brave enough to NOT follow the Crowd!!!! Go get ’em!
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Is there something in the water?
Boomy’s recruiting more shit-tards now…. jebus.
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At least these ones exist, unlike all the other troll profiles she did a couple nights ago. Hmmmm. They disappeared when she did?
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I vote diet pepsi and mentos.
Make a real show out of it.
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Is there jellied gasoline in Pepsi?
🙂
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Going out with your friends and having fun is great, but when you act like these ‘ladies’ (I use the term loosely) in a family environment you are being inappropriate, and quite frankly, you are acting like an asshole.
And zed — I wouldn’t be so shocked she’s recruited no_fool. Ghetto trash tends to stick together.
PK: Ghetto Trash??? You would know allll about Ghetto Trash wouldn’t you. Hanging around the house with your arse hanging out for all the world to see…..er…. make ill! If that ain’t Ghetto, what is????
Paul: We both know who made those troll posts the other night don’t we? You and TTFN. And it looks like both you and she disappeared until we lured you out of your troll holes. Both you two are wayyyy tooooo exuberant, protest too quickly and too much, and generally Out yourselves wayy too quickly. Way to go assholes!!!! Keep up the heavy troll postings even though it must be a helluva lot of work, but, hey it looks good on yas!!! lololol!
Going out with your friends and having fun is great, but when you act like these ‘ladies’ (I use the term loosely) in a family environment you are being inappropriate, and quite frankly, you are acting like an asshole.
And zed — I wouldn’t be so shocked she’s recruited no_fool. Ghetto trash tends to stick together.
Also TJ: half the fun of going to a mooseheads game is seeing how excited the kids get!
You’re the one with the history of creating new fake profiles, so stop being so defensive! lols
And you and your troll operatives all disappeared at the same time for a day or so. So unless you have some proof it was otherwise, go fuck yourself.
And also remember you getting so desperate that you tried to parlay a girl’s death into troll ammunition. Trolling means more to you than contributing or acting like a real person. Explains both why you flooded the board with fake yous, and are pretending all of a sudden to be an actual person, and being nice” to Sheila. You’re a bitter, two-faced turd, #1Wogdog.
Please fuck off. You don’t matter.
😀
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OH NOES boomy brought out the ‘I’m rubber and you’re glue’ retort. I’m skurred, guys. She really IS running this board!
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Though you knew…
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/…
lols
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Well PK, if the glue fits, rubber ain’t just a river in Egypt. >; )
nothing wrong with cougars o.p., it’s the tigers you have to watch out for. where did you go, steve french, bubbles misses you.
Paul you and your ‘proof’ defense is quite air tight isn’t it? Well, we both know we can’t ‘prove’ it but if a person has a brain in their head and knows how assholes like you and your sidekick operate it doesn’t take too much to figure you out. You are a lowlife and that skank you hang with is worse. Neither of you matter a hill of beans to me goofball. Your antics are so friggen juvenille that I don’t respond to half of it, neither do the other posters. Now shouldn’t you go back to pretending you are kirk and the other million fake profiles you got floating around. Ever heard of the term man-whore? Its you asshole, you’re supposedly a man and you are a real attention whore so the term fits. Low ballin Lowlife!!
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OH NOES boomy brought out the ‘I’m rubber and you’re glue’ retort. I’m skurred, guys. She really IS running this board!
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Pothole season, and *troll* season! lols
The North American Board Troll is characterised by its bland plumage and dim wit, which it attempts to make up for with VOLUME.
You’ll notice the North American Board Troll becomes particularly angry when caught performing it’s “Troll Dance”. The NABT tends to bare its fangs as it lashes out in all directions, impotently.
The Department of Unnatural Resources reccomenda ignoring the NABT and pointing at it while laughing.
– Hinterland’s “Who’s Troll”
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Try again Paul. Once again you’ve outed yourself asshole.
Sitting on the sideline’s paying off – the beer’s great and they lock the greasy old cougars in a cage behind the zamboni – I have a clear view of Boomwog Boomdog swinging her webfists at empty air with the same tired ol’ yadda yadda pouring out of her sausage-sized fingers morning, noon and night.
Now to resume my observation of the endless/baseless rants of this board’s resident sociopath, Our Foul Woggers.
She don’t care for NOOOOO-body!!! NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! Bahawhawhaw!!!!
Reg
If she’s very young;he would be called a Goof.
Boru, if she’s very young I’d call him arrested.
Loves ya, TTFN.
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So. You wanna stop the prevalence of booze and cussing at sporting events.
Yeah. Good luck with all that.
i agree with some of the posters. Nobody gives a flying fuck about your kid, op. It’s a sporting event which is essentially a giant sports bar with live entertainment.
You took your kid to a bar dad. You got exactly what you paid for.
Seriously what is WITH these parents that insist the world has to change the way it does everything the second their child darkens the doorway?? My kid’s here. Turn shit upfuckingside down now please.
Your kid is going to grow up a sheltered, entitled dumbass if you keep doing this op. Grow up so your kid can too.
Right back at ya, Paulio.
crayons:
For almost any other situation I would agree with you but have you ever been to Mooseheads game? It’s a very family friendly environment and you are guaranteed to be around kids. I’d say kids make up almost, if not more than half of the audience. Yeah, a parent bringing their kid to a sports bar and expecting everyone to be on their best behavior is silly, but on that very same token, someone going to an environment where children are welcome and present in great numbers should take the initiative to not be rude or inappropriate. It goes both ways.
I’m sure OP wouldn’t have written this if it was one or two curse words, cause lord knows that is bound to happen at a sporting event, but to sit in front of a father and his kid, at a hockey game, talk loudly about all the guys you banged while not even watching the game and cursing every 2 seconds is classless and rude. I drink and curse and openly discuss raunchy and adult subject matter when I’m out with my friends but to be a total dirtbag in front of someone and their kid is disrespectful. I would feel ashamed of myself if I acted like that. If parents decide that these games are no longer appropriate places to take their kids the team would without a doubt go under. That’s why LA doesn’t have a football team anymore, the crowd was getting too raunchy and parents felt like they couldn’t take their kids there anymore so the team packed up and moved to Oakland. If no more kids come to games, the team will have to leave, it’s as simple as that.
Would you curse repeatedly and loudly discuss your sexual history in an elementary school or a daycare? Even if they served alcohol there, as they do in some countries (staff and parents can have a glass of wine together in the staffroom in France, for example.) that wouldn’t make it OK. Regardless of whether or not I had a kid with me I’d be put off if I had to listen to some strangers sexual history for 3 hours while I’m trying to enjoy a game. Those women likely ruined a lot of people’s experience. Those people paid for their tickets too and that’s not fair.
The argument that a hockey game is no place for kids is outrageous. It’s a place where you are guaranteed to be within earshot of a child and as such you should show a little class, if you can’t handle that, and especially if you don’t have any particular interest in watching a live sporting event, the city has hundreds of bars you can go to and be as raunchy and vulgar as you want.
What is the age difference between a cougar and a mountain lion? Without the cell phone and bra?
tj902 maybe they didn’t turn around and weren’t even aware there were kids BEHIND them.
If it’s so family friendly, then let me ask you this: Is there a sign saying “Family friendly. Keep your NSFW crap at home please.”?
No. I’m asking.