To the car full of gifted young men who threatened to knock me off my bike while I was stopped at a red light on a recent afternoon: it was heartening for me to see you relishing your independence and masculinity from behind the protective armour of mom’s ride. For future reference, you should keep in mind that uttering threats is illegal and cars have these little things on their behinds that allow police to identify their owners. I expect your mom won’t be too happy to get that call from the po’. —Sticks and Stones

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  1. This didn’t happen at the corner of Bayers and Joe Howe did it (see “Share the Road”)? Just Buddy trying to impress his buddies, very juvenile. You hit the nail on the head OP.

  2. I drive my parents car all the time. It empowers me, and makes me feel good about myself. It makes buying weed alot easier as well, and I can hot box it.

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