1. Show-offs of shitty cars with loud mufflers at all times of day.
2. Dudes with motorcycles speeding downtown with loud mufflers. Why, tho.
3. Dudes idling and revving engines near apartment buildings in the middle of the night.
4. Dudes shouting, roughhousing and trying to one-up each other outside of apartment buildings late at night.
Live like your parents would tell you to.
—So many bros for such a small town
This article appears in Sep 6-12, 2018.


This is so fucking stupid.
Did an adult write this or are we still in elementary school here??
So true sister!
Maybe you need one of those penes’.
While I don’t necessarily agree with shaming dudes with smaller members, you are correct – all these guys are pathetic douchetards.