Alright, I get it. The road to eastern passage was awful, but now it’s clear and that makes you want to go vroom-vroom again. But seriously, you need to slow the fuck down. If you drive along Pleasant and speed up once you get to Main road and hit that straightaway, I have some news for you: you’re making leaving my house a living hell. The speed limit is there for a goddamn reason and when you whip around that corner or careen over the hill, you make pulling out into the far lane a total fucking nightmare. Keep your speed at fucking 60 like the sign says, use your bloody cruise control if you have it, just don’t fly by me unless you’re in an emergency vehicle. —I cheer for speed traps
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2015.


I imagine they are doing 60 and your driveway is one of those “hidden” ones. So here are my suggestions:
1. Call the police, department of highways, city or otherwise and complain there. They actually have the power to do something; neither The Coast nor the LTWWB commenters can do anything about it.
2. Erect a sign saying, ” Spike Strips Ahead”. Cars will slow down looking to avoid the spike strips.
3. Move.
He should get a horse.
Do people dislike comments because they fail to see the humour?
That and because of their stupidity.
What are you, a fucking radar detector? You don’t know for sure that anyone is speeding. They probably are, but you can’t prove it.
Drivers who don’t drive trucks can’t see oncoming traffic over the mounds of snow on each corner. A lot of drivers are bitching about that this winter after all the snow we got.
Turn right then.