I came in to the apartment early morning Feb 1st to mop after the move, as with messy winter shoes, the floors were a mess. A kind considerate tenant. You, on the other hand, you thoughtless horrid bully, came in and screamed and swore at me to get the EFF out. Most landlords would have been happy but not you.I hope you die a long painful death you vile miserable asshole.
—Sweet tenant who only wanted her parking space.
This article appears in Jan 28 – Feb 3, 2010.
You haven’t hit the kicker yet: you’ll probably get charged 35 bucks to have that floor mopped by said idiot.
When we moved out of my last place, the landlord’s HUSBAND (not the landlord herself) veiled threats towards my fiancee the entire time during the closing investigation that they were gonna take the entire deposit because the floors were dirty (even though they sprung a $75 charge on us to clean the floors after we left, something we never signed for in the lease). It was only after she threatened that if they indeed took the entirety of the deposit for carpet cleaning, we’d take them to the Tenancy Board, that they relented. As it was, they took about 70% of our deposit anyways.
This is where they make their money….They deduct the cleanup costs from the mess you left behind. They deduct the cleanup costs from your security deposit and return the remainder balance of your deposit to you.
You returned the day after you were to vacate the premisis to clean the place and that is stealing money away from your former landlord. You are technically trespassing and stealing money from him that he can deduct from you legally. He has every right to throw you out as you were stupid to go back.
Next time clean it before you leave and before your last day of occupation. After that it is too late and you are tresspassing. If you clean it before you leave he cannot deduct a cleanup cost from you…
Yep clean up on the last day of your tenancy, not the day after.
I called the asshole several times BEFORE Sunday Jan 31st (last day of the month) asking him if we could meet to exchange keys/do security inspection and idiot never called me back. I knew he would be there Monday morning, so I showed up to give him the keys and mopped the hall while I was there. He did not have a new tenant moving in for Feb 1st. because nobody wants to rent a flat that says it comes with a parking space that’s occupied by the asshole landlord’s Winnebago that he refuses to move.
so goes life in this day and age, fuck them next time bubby.
shoulda’ popped a squat and peed on the floor for good measure. A nice Mud Monkey in the corner to boot. If he’s charging you for cleaning the floors you may as well make it as vile as you can.
Jesus ZZZ !!!
Thats to much thinking along what I would do . HaHa “mud monkey in the corner ” !! I love it!!
zZz,
no thats not how you do it.
take the top off the toliet and poop in there. so each flush for the next while isnt so fresh.
I like the mud monkey in the corner idea better. Or even a “colon”y of mud monkies in the corner. With little ice cream cones for hats.
yep, nothing like a ‘chocolate hotdog’ to bring someone’s nice day down to a crashing end.