I watch the late night news, nightly. And usually only on 1 station because it is on at a time that is convenient for me and usually provides up to date information. That being said, I have found it PAINFUL to watch for the last month. Why would you have someone report your news who can’t get a full broadcast out of their mouth without fumbling the words so bad that they break out in laughter?? And last night, they fumbled their words while reporting a “Tragic Motor Vehicle Accident”. That’s pathetic. Please hire someone else. Please. Fuck, I’ll do it. Bet you I won’t disrespect the families of those unfortunate people like you do. —Future News Caster

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  1. Journalism is going down the crapper.. I don’t even watch the news anymore. I’ve been reading it. The spelling and grammatical mistakes are nothing short of Engrish.

    I’m not usually a spelling or grammar nazi toward many people.. those who feel my wrath are usually those who have been to jSchool and should know better.

  2. Go easy OB. I’d like to see YOU perform your job when you get to be Bruce Frisco’s age and not mess up every now and then. It’s not like he can help being old. Just be thankful he still has his own teeth. I don’t think I could stand to watch the news if everytime he had to make an “s” sound, it just came out as a whistle like old Herbert off of Family Guy.

  3. Nothing’s more painful than watching a news story by some n00b fresh outta kings.

    Oh wait, I know there IS: READING something some n00b fresh outta kings has written.

    Has anyone read a certain scholarly newspaper lately? *cringe*

  4. They don’t get the n00bs fresh out of kings (where DO kings journalism students go, BTW?) they

    a) are too good for that
    b) won’t get paid enough to pay for their king’s degree

    Instead they get ’em fresh from that media school run by that annoying sportscaster guy. They’re way cuter than any king’s students, to boot.

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