Dude. When I said slow down, I meant it. You split my lips in three places AND chipped my tooth. WTF! Going to work the next day (and week after) with giant, swollen lips was incredibly embarrassing. Please take some advice, Google proper kissing techniques and listen to someone when they say slow the fuck down.
—Using teeth is for experienced kissers ONLY
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2019.
Ugh been there.