Just end it already and get a fucking divorce. Someone just bite the goddamned bullet and LEAVE. All you do is fight and it’s clear you don’t love nor like each other anymore. And it’s not like you have any debt or children to support, and even if you did, wouldn’t you think two happy parents apart would be better than two miserable parents together? Both of you are financially stable so just suck it the fuck up and end it. I’m sick and tired of listening to you two fight into the wee hours over and over. —Fed up
This article appears in Mar 24-30, 2011.


Call the cops. If they have cops showing up at the place at early hours in the morning enough times, perhaps they will get the hint.
Are these the same people in my apartment complex?
You swear to God that they invented a new Olympic sport. The 50 meter furniture toss.
OP here. The couple in question are my parents. I’m staying with them while I’m in town on a work assignment for a couple months. It’s not so much the noise late at night, it’s the fact that these two people should just end it. They’ve been doing this my entire life and my greatest wish growing up was that they would actually get divorced. Why do two unhappy people stay together? I know it’s hard to make a major life change, but come on!
Maybe your father is a wizard with his tongue and your mother doesn’t mind letting him in the back door. Jkjk.
that is sad babyg. i have met people whose parents divorced and they said “finally, what took you so long”
LOL melectric.
Well, I guess dying childless and alone DOES have its advantages. No nasty divorces or years of discontent to look forward to! No wonder nuns live so frigging long! ahaha 😀
Yup, you got it PG (sorry for the double post)
Babyg , I know where you’re coming from… & maybe its time you tell them , both of them, its way past time to move on !
kep calling the cops, they’ll get fed up soon enough, and remove one of them. if not, go see them, with a baseball bat. that’s all i’m saying, what you do after that, is up to you. have fun.
lol, I don’t think OP’s going to call the cops on her own parents or go after them with a baseball bat, lolz.
I get off on arguments.
Must be a South End couple, because if it’s Spryfield, North Preston, Highfield Park, or Sackville there would be gunshots and a homicide, standard events for those areas.
why not p.k.? it would show them something needs to be done, even if their own kid is doing it, might smarten them the fuck up a bit. and b.g., get the fuck out of there a.s.a.p. kiddo.