To the man who was sitting in his shiny red car with his shiny rims on October 20th around 5pm at the entrance to a smoke shop in Dartmouth:
Thank you for threatening to call the police on me because you “assumed” that my cart hit your car… Even after I said, “For the record, this is not my cart. I was just trying to be nice”.
If you hadn’t noticed, I just came out of the shop and saw a lone cart heading for your car and proceeded to lunge at it to prevent it from hitting your car!! Oh, and I forgot to mention that I just had 10 stitches put in my leg!
YOU’RE WELCOME! —A Good Person
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 2, 2011.
most people are fucking selfish douche bags, not much you can do. Im sure he felt like a complete asshole afterwards. Good job for being nice and attempting to do the right thing OB! Just know that you did something nice for someone, thats all that matters.
Well I mean, if he was just sitting in his parked car, maybe he wasn’t looking until he saw you lunge at the cart coming toward his car. The type of car shouldn’t really have anything to do with it. Just because someone drives a nice shiny car, doesn’t automatically make them a douche. You can take that kind of thinking right back to Grand Parade. I just don’t do good things for strangers and I’ve never been scorned :D.
Yeah, I could see myself letting it go and scratching his car at that point, if I was in a foul enough mood. But good for you OP.
Yeah, the kind of car you drive can automatically make you a douche. Have you ever seen someone driving a hummer that wasn’t a coke dealer or a douche?
dartmouth
when turds threaten to call the cops because the world isn’t bending over and licking their asshole, i usually offer the use of my phone. The look on their face alone is usually worth the risk of handing the phone over.
And yeah. What Cranky said.
Harper eh.. that’s a chicken vs egg thing though. Does the car make you a douche? Or do douches tend toward certain cars?
Perhaps both?
Hm.. Zen.
caught at the scene of the crime, with the weapon in your hands. you are guilty.
OB, why do you even care. I see carts get pushed by wind and hit peoples’ cars. Do I care? No I don’t because it isn’t my car.
Can’t sue the wind, faggot.
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Can’t sue the wind, faggot.
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I loved that book by WO Mitchell. I look forward to the Tarentino remake of the movie!
(lil book humour for my main man The Capitan-Lieutenent.
Amirite, Cap-Lieu?
>: ) – Our Paingirl would pronounce you a Clever Trevor, Mr. WheelieP
I preferred Joseph Conrad’s “NostrHomo”, myself
o.p,take a good lok at my picture in my avatar, to get a hint for buddy.
gold guys, pure gold