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What the fucks with the day old Donair & slice of pizza, I live across the street for fucks sake and 35 minutes for delivery to boot, shit I could have saved the buck tip bought a condom, banged the old lady and still went across the street and got some hot food. —Sucks to live in the projects
This article appears in Aug 12-18, 2010.
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Hey Esay, that shit’ll kill you quicker than a drive by.
You live across the street and got delivery??!! Are you fat? I mean, thats seriously laaaaaazy.
Pick up means no driver delivery tip.
This is how 300 lb Haligonian’s are grown
Projects….in Halifax really HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
your old lady sounds like a lucky gal 🙂
condoms for a buck ? ….
sounds sketchy, I’d double bag it just to be sure there bub.
haha no wonder you got cold shitty food. You live across the street and ordered delivery? You peice of shit! If i had taken your order I wouldve done worse things than giving you day old donair. Guess you learned your lesson tard.
I insist, Haligonians are racist. You’re picken on the poor OP just cause he lives in the projects. Well, he could be white you stupid fucks
Hell, he was just lucky enough to to find one of the few places in the HRM that either hires manic-depressives or Blackwater private contractors to deliver food to his neck of the hood.
(Pssst, I think we’re lambasting him for his laziness, not his ethnicity – but fill your boots. I’ve heard that bogus charges of racism are as popular as racist accusations of playing the race card. I forget where exactly I read that, but it was on the interweb so it must be true.)
You live across the street from a donair/pizza shop, bang some old lady with a Dollarama condom, and can’t even walk 25m for food? Are you house-ridden because of a massive thyroid, obesity problem?
“I insist, Haligonians are racist. You’re picken on the poor OP just cause he lives in the projects. Well, he could be white you stupid fucks”
Are you serious? Shut the fuck up. I don’t get delivery when a pizza place is a few blocks away, let alone across the street from me. It’s called not being lazy!
Mmmmmmm day old donair…
There’s a reason I don’t get donair pizza. Shittiest meat on a pizza I’ve ever had.
Although I agree the OP seems lazy, would it really have mattered if he ordered it from somewhere across the street or on the other side of the city? He has to walk the same amount of steps to get to his door so does it really even matter? And I think you can get condoms from a certain exciting video store for $0.25; someone told me that on my 18th birthday because I had already bought fireworks and there was no election that day so I needed something else to do with my new freedoms ;D.
Projects in HRM? Surely you jest. NYC, Washington DC, Philadelphia, LA all have many projects. We don’t even come close.
OP, a little hint. When it comes to deliveries (regardless of kind, drivers go from the farthest out to the closest.
“there was no election that day”
I so read that wrong after the condom talk.
I am very, very tired. Why is it still Monday?
I would be all for a system similar to “student exchange”. Except in our case we ship these swarmers and stickup kids to Bedford-Stuyvesant NYC, Compton in LA, Camden in New Jersey, etc. Or even better, Belfast, Northern Ireland so they can get kneecapped by the IRA. Everyone knows our pussy youth justice act doesn’t do anything to young criminals, so more civilians should take it upon themselves to dish out street justice.
He was probably under house arrest and couldn’t go out for pizza.
OK, cool its on again.
I do not care in the least what this bitch is about but…
Nice Goin’ Fat is a complete asshole, his is a piece of shit. He is the piece of undigested corn stuck in the side of a piece of shit, no he is the fly that is eating the bits of shit on top of the piece of corn that is embedded in the side of a huge stinking log. No he is the virus in the blood if the fly that is eating the shit on top of the piece of corn embedded in the side of the foulest turd you have ever encounterd.
OK, since this is allowed, maybe it is fun. I enjoyed that.
wow, a shitty corn insult…it’s nice to see you finally having some fun mr. hand^^
paints quite the picture….
and I think it’s a fecal masterpiece of finger painting at that.
Indeed. I think the Khyber Arts & Culture Incubator has found it’s first “installation”
“He is the piece of undigested corn stuck in the side of a piece of shit, no he is the fly that is eating the bits of shit on top of the piece of corn that is embedded in the side of a huge stinking log.”
He just called y’all shit, y’all.
Why do you care, Oldhand? I thought you had left…did you really come back just to randomly bitch about NGF?
Let it go, man. Move on already, you fucking nutcase.
Oh leave him alone, PK. It’s not like he has much of a life outside of naming his pimples and touching himself while looking at 4chan pictures.
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Oh leave him alone, PK. It’s not like he has much of a life outside of naming his pimples and touching himself while looking at 4chan pictures.
Posted by Nice Goin’ Fat on August 19, 2010 at 9:10 AM
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Not deleted… no bias… suuuurreeee.