I work nights. I got myself out of bed late for work tonight, and was half awake driving down Quinpool, when a group of teenage gypsters in a shitty red Honda Civic threw a bit of hamburger through my open window as the lights at Connaught changed to green.
I have to say it was a pretty good shot, it got me right in the neck and left a little grease splatter. Obviously, I was pretty pissed as the little bastards were all staring at me through the back window, laughing. I gunned the engine and as I pulled up beside them I spit the gum in my mouth right through their passenger window and I’m almost certain it landed right in the long, curly hipster-gypsie’s hair.
BOOM HEADSHOT. Fucking scene loving little poop-heads…—Juicy Fruit Sniper
This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2010.
Win.
One-shot; one-kill. You’ve earned your place in Valhalla with the right to fill your boots with good Deutscher lager.
Shitty red Honda Civic…..sounds pre-Y2K. Likely came from Spryfield. They probably saved the gum you spit at them for their kids when they got home.
You’re my hero today, OP 🙂
In terms of lex talionis, I’m not sure if gum in the hair matches burger in the face, but it’s pretty damn close. I’ll give you ten points for quick action and a further five point bonus for the head shot.
Something like this happened to me years ago. A car behind us was beeping and flashing high beams so we assumed they knew us or something was wrong with the back lights. I pull over and roll down the window to see what’s up and they pull along side us and throw a piece of ice at the car, hitting the side. They laugh and drive away slowly and I smile at my friends inside before gunning after them and getting on their tail. They run the red light at Robie/Spring Garden-Coburg and I turn onto Robie. Then we turn down College and end up finding them at the corner of South Park and SGR.
They must have thought they got away with a prank (and being scared off) because they didn’t see us creep up beside them. There were two gals in the front and two guys in back; three of us in my car. They finally spot us only 2 feet away and they turn whiter than ghosts and one is heard belting out, “OH MY GOD!” Windows are rolled up and they’re scared shitless at three people glaring at them.
Light turns green and they still don’t move while the cars behind them are beeping horns like crazy. So, to be gracious we burst out laughing at them and turn off onto South Park but not before hucking a Wendys Frosty and ice ball at them.
Nice Goin Fat, I’m sure that anyone who meets you does not spontaneously fling flaming turds into your gaping stupid mouth. You can spin it however you want. We know how it goes with shit like you.
Scratch the not.. I’m sure they DO fling giant turds of flaming hot poo into your gaping stupid mouth.
Nice Goin Fat is here to insult others. That is all. Fuck you then that’s the game… weeeeee isn’t it fucking fun to hate each other so much?
Fuck you… Come over here asshole, let me touch you…. push… push… I know exactly how far deickhead, don’t you worry.
Keep watching mods…. your troll sucks really fucking bad. Really bad. Wake the fuck up and get smarter or we’ll all get bored with your for sure.
I bet you grew up asking your mom, “Mom, what’s a deick?”
next time use a grenade, bet they won’t fuck with anyone again.
BOOM HEAD SHOT! LOL! I probably would have snapped and experienced my first and last road rage… By trying to run them off the road until they flip 37 times.
well I agree with oldhandjob on one thing….
our troll does suck really fucking bad.