I’m a student. You’re my TA. And I think you’re just about the cutest lady I’ve ever seen. I spent all of this year in love with one of my best friends and it was the WORST time—it felt like my heart was completely frozen. It’s totally cliché, I know, but since then your smile has been warming my heart back up again on a weekly basis. I wanted to thank you. You’re making me better. —MARI
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.


Let me get this straight, this guy is having a conversation with his own tits and ass?
TA is a teachers assistant idiot 😉
paleeeez tit and fart jokes are my bread and butter … I see my sarcasm fell upon deaf ears