You seem really awesome. And kissing you was a lot of fun. But I have someone, who I made a commitment to. And that means something to me, even if I did fuck up. Maybe if we met at a different time, I wouldn’t be such an asshole and not text you. I’m sorry for drunk kissing you but I’m not sorry too. —Drunk kisser
This article appears in Feb 12-18, 2015.
You didn’t fuck up. You’re just an asshole (because you knew it would go there, wanted it to go there, made sure it would by hooking up). I feel sorry for your “someone”. You’re a pathetic example of commitment.