So yesterday I found out that I’m highly allergic to chicken.
-It’s my favorite food in the galaxy.
-I hate my life.
—Dino
This article appears in Aug 6-12, 2009.
I miss my chicken
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I miss my donkey… just thought I’d throw that in there. In all honesty though, barbecued chicken breast (skin on) slathered in maple barbecue sauce is one of the finest things on the planet. Sorry, I know it doesn’t help Dino, but I think I found what I’m having for dinner tonight.
At least you got to meet Obama.
But seriously, that sucks. Cross your fingers for better fake chicken, I guess 🙁
I feel like Chicken Tonight!
Chicken Tonight!
Chicken Tonight!!
Really? My condolences. God truely is a bitch.
Allergic to chicken? Colonel Sanders has pity on you.
Out of all the bitches you have posted Dino, this is by far the most tragic. I couldn’t live without chicken. Or pork for that matter. If I could cross breed a chicken and a pig and call it a chiggen, I would. Mmmmm…. Chiggen.
My dad’s allergic to all the crap in mass produced chickens. Try free range.
Truely very sad. I would be very upset too if I couldn’t have my chicken. Truely tragic. Sorry for your loss.
I really do post too many bitches.
Awww i will eat enouph chicken for the both of us
How about TUNA (sometimes called the chicken of the sea!)
what i really miss is a very savory piece of pussy,with a dab of icing on the side.mmmmmmm.
I’d side with Dalio, try having some free range chicken, it’s probably all the stuff they feed them, or the preservatives.
CHIGGEN!
That is all.
ps: Life Sucks=creepy
Life Sucks – how can you miss something you never even had/played with/seen/smelled in your life?
So Eat TUNA instead….The Chicken of the Sea
ngf,yeah,used to have it a lot, but lately,seems all you get is some cranky bitch on the rag. and in place of icing, chocolate is good too. also whipped cream.
I’m guessing most women in your circle get cranky and ticked off. And I still don’t believe you’re a pussy hound getting more booty than a pirate. At least not as much as ol NGF is.
Shit, I walk down SGR and women throw it at me. You’re just frontin’.
It’s probably all the additives/MSG that’s making me flare up. I’ll give free range a try, whatever that is.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Dino 🙁 *hugs*
I’m allergic to dairy and homemade mac and cheese is my all time favorite food so I feel for ya 🙁
Dino: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_range
I’m sure you’ll be able to find some free range farms in your area. They’re pretty common all along the East Coast.
Dino, try the KGC instead of the KFC! Pretty sure the “G” stands for ‘Green’ which should make it healfy.
Free range meat actually tastes and looks a bit different than the meat you get at the grocery store. Kind of shows you how processed regular old meat can be.
We have free range turkeys every few xmases or so and the meat actually comes out pink/grey-ish instead of pure white. It tastes OMGSOGOOD too. The place we get our turkeys from feed them primarily xmas puddings throughout the year, actually and there are no chemicals or other crap injected.
Yet Schneiders Au Natural “chicken” burgers. They’re vegetarian but they don’t taste like ass. I’m not a vegetarian but I prefer these to real chicken burgers. They make really good “ground beef” too.
Yet=try sorry my phone t9 worded that for me.
LIFE SUCKS needs to be institutionalized and/or arrested. What a creepy loser.
Dino, I feel for you girl. I suppose you could (aaack, blech) try tofu or mock chicken. I know, not helpful.
NineOToo, I agree. He alternates between talking about his gun, smashing people’s heads in, and who he’d like to kill to making vulgar comments about women and how he can’t keep a relationship. Anyone else see shades of Sodini here?
I don’t think Life Sucks is necessarily that much of a dick me0w. Just when I imagine him I think of a 65 year old dude sitting at the computer in his boxer shorts with his wang hanging out and a stained wife beater on top, scratching his balls. I don’t know why I have that image; I might be wrong; all I know is that thinking of that dude – who may or may not be Life Sucks – talking about “schweet, schweet pussah” makes me wanna retch.
Dino, I understand your pain. I’m allergic to pretty much every type of meat you can get from a grocery store (Unless it’s organic). It’s the chemicals and the hormones that they give to the chickens and such that I’m allergic to. You know.. the ones that make teenage girls’ boobs grow bigger than normal.
….And now I understand….
Hope you find an alternative!
shitty, you’re a vegetarian. Are you sure you didn’t want it that way all along?
I’m a vegetarian? OR was that directed to someone else? HAha. If it was for me, I’m not a vegetarian. I grew up on wild meat, and organic.
how does being allergic to chicken or factory farmed meat make you a vegetarian?
LIFE SUCKS / GEORGE PETERS, you are one pathetic, twisted, impotent loser of a basement-baby. I really hope you’re not going to turn out to be our next serial killer, because you certainly come off that way both here and on the CH’s website. Fucking creep. Ick.
I’m so sorry for your loss Dino…if it helps you can eat KFC…that shit has had so much done to it that they can’t even call it chicken anymore.
NGF…that was you on SGR? Sorry I couldn’t help myself!
Thanks guys.
On behalf of all chickens.. fuck yes!!!!
It’ll make you feel tonnes better about not being able to eat it if you do some research on how it gets from being a chicken, to your plate. Seriously. I wish everyone was allergic to chicken. Poor things.
KFC should be renamed KFP (Kentucky Fried Pigeon).
Pigeon is yummy… steak of the prairie. Tastes like cow. mmmmm
Cute, kay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM