Oh cool, oh great. It’s been nice outside for five whole minutes so those goddamn Segway tours are running again. A crowd of assholes hogging the sidewalk/pathway/boardwalk because they want to have fun and are, incidentally, incapable of thinking of others or MOVING OVER means I’ll stay inside until September.
—share the sidewalk, Segway shitheads!
This article appears in May 30 – Jun 5, 2019.
It never ceases to amaze me that people use a device that killed its creator.