This is to all of the girls out there who when out walking with their boyfriends feel the need to grab his hand/nuzzle on to him/wrap your arms around him when another girl (me) is walking by. You look like an insecure baby. It’s fine to show affection when out in public, but when it is plainly obvious that you are reaching for him as if to mark territory only as another girl passes, it is completely lame. Atleast have some self respect if you don’t have any confidence in your relationship. I can’t remember the last time someone was dumped by someone else for some random blonde chick walking down the street. Grow up and stop putting on a show, I don’t want him anyways!

—Confident

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  1. This sounds like something kay would write. Someone so desperate for a man that she projects hatred on every other woman who has a man. Sick fucking sick.

  2. I am, however, in support of the OP. I see this behavior all the time but it’s not limited to young people. It’s limited to all the insecure bitches in Nova Scotia which seems to be MOST of the bitches in Nova Scotia. I wonder why? Could it be their men aren’t trustworthy or is it them? Either way, it’s a projection and it’s absolutely pathetic.

  3. Kay please don’t start in with the “I’m married to Desi” bullshit again…

    Those who have followed this story since the beginning know for a fact that the Desi and Kay thread was started on this site by ME as a fucking joke…

    Then you just co-opted the joke and morphed it into your real life bio.

    So you KNOW it is a lie, and I know you know it is a lie, and you know I know you know it is a lie. Just stop it… Or you will leave me no choice but to prove it here.

    Why not just ‘fess up “Toots” The truth will set you free…

  4. LOL… now I know exactly why you hateful Nova Scoatians are so fucked in the head. You LIE LIE LIE and you’re all fuckin’ delusional.

    Please, do your best to prove your LIE.

  5. Jealous much?

    Maybe the girls do it because they know you’re jealous – so do it to provoke you.

  6. Here’s what i think. the girlfriend has to hold on to her boyfriend to ensure that neither of them run into your massive head! Get over yourself OP

  7. Kay you asked for it… Posted here are YOUR words as posted on the “People in Halifax are Nice” bitch in the May 2008 archives… Lets see you explain yourself out of this one….

    “Sounds like Desi’s got a whole boatload of “issues” there… Can you say “Anger Management”?I like the part where he doesn’t like jocks looking at his G/F, almost challenging him… A real man would say take a good look chumps, but she’s coming home with me….Honestly, someone with an attitude like that, its very unlikely that he even has a G/F… Seems to me like its been a long time (if ever) since he’s got laid… Geez Desi, maybe you and kay should hook up…
    Posted by Floyd on April 29, 2008 at 4:00 AM

    Floyd, that’s a good idea! What d’ya say, Desi? We can people-watch together… see how friendly Haligonians are to the icky squeegee people, bad bad smokers fittin’ one in right outside the ferry terminal or even check out the beautiful babes as they cling to their boyfriends while jocks, dirty old men and retards alike croon on and on while thinking this is normal and acceptable behavior in Canada. Stand close enough to me, Desi, make like my boyfriend and guaranteed it won’t be long before you’re reaching for your car keys *too funny* Something tells me this guy didn’t have too many anger issues until he arrived here. He likely heard a rumor about how nice people are here saying please and thank you and all that crap. Can hardly blame the guy for recognizing that’s just not how it is.I used to think like Floyd.. what comes around goes around, you get what you give and all that but my experience here says it doesn’t matter how many ‘karma points’ you have… you’re in Haligonia now and everybody judges everybody poorly no matter what their vantage point. Even the bums call me a fucking bitch when I shell out only a quarter instead of a loonie.
    Posted by kay on April 29, 2008 at 4:00 AM

    Kay, Desi doesn’t want you. He’s already got a “hot as hell” girlfriend. It’s over. Move on.
    Posted by poop on April 29, 2008 at 4:00 AM

    It was Floyd’s idea 😛
    Posted by kay on April 29, 2008 at 4:00 AM

    I still think me and Desi should hang out sometime
    Posted by kay on April 29, 2008 at 4:00 AM

    Well kay, its about time you got back here and told us how you made out with Desi… After all, It was Yours Truly who told you two kids to hook up in the first place… You owe me BIG time for this kay, so I’m going to give it a few days to think of how you can begin to pay me back… But in the meantime, you’ll have to start being much much nicer to my good buddy qwerty….k?
    Posted by Floyd on May 5, 2008 at 4:00 AM

    Wow you guys can really talk yourselves into a tizzy, can’t you? haha I met ‘Desi’ playing on a stage this past weekend. No he’s not Gary Beals, whoever that is… Listen up while you’re out and you too could take in the likes of this amazing musician. BTW There are many sources for royalty revenue to be had by a dynamic musician. You hear this guy’s music in TV and radio commercials (i.e. Molson Canadian Rock ad campaign… the ones with the rippin’ guitars). Maybe Desi will come back and tell you who he is but I know he’d rather meet the lot of you fuckers face to face.To the OP… check out today’s bitches and then tell us what a happy friendly place this is. You haven’t a leg to stand on. The Maritimes was maybe once a nice place to be. Now it’s full of angry bigots for the most part.Head west young, fella’s, head westOh and Qwerty… kiss my ass while you fuck yourself
    Posted by kay on May 5, 2008 at 4:00 AM “

    And here for further PROOF is the bitch in its entirety…

    http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…

  8. And BTW Kay, from now on every time I see you posting such bullshit as “me and Desi” or “me and my husband Desi”, I am going to post more of your own words for you to eat, you fucking troll…

  9. You’re such a twit, Floyd. He’s my husband. We came here together. I’m not just gonna spell it out for ya when I’m new to the board. You’d never heard of me before you heard of him because it was his idea to to hook us up with LTWWB although it was the one and only time he’d ever log on. (Someone else registered as ‘desi’ after LTWWB upgraded the site) You want me to explain? Like, explain what your user name is for and the definition of “anonymous” is? Fact is, he’s a pretty popular guy and if I said too much I’m positive you’d figure out which stages he’s paid to frequent and, therefore, who I am. Months went by before you pissed me off good enough to admit Desi was really my husband. Are you gonna look that one up too? In any case, thanks for WASTING a beautiful morning in the archives all for the likes of kay. HAHAHAHAAAAA What’s really ironic about reading these old posts is that both of us still think the same thing about this shit hole and if you ever needed proof I’m consistent in my view and in my posts, well, you just proved that haven’t you? Great entertainment! I LTWWB. I do! I do!

    For those who don’t know WTF we’re going on about just know qwerty was awesome to bitch at!

  10. A picture speaks a thousand words, doesn’t it? HAHAHAHAAA *ah, that was good*
    Floyd, you’re almost as much fun as qwerty was.

  11. Whatever Kay,,, its no surprise that you remain as delusional as ever… You have told yourself this shit for so long that I think you really believe it….

    Any reasonable person who reads YOUR OWN WORDS (as copied above) must know you to be completely full of shit. If not why would you have said the Desi and Kay hook up is FLOYD’s idea…???? (If you were already married???) Why KAY Why?????

  12. Let’s just say ‘Desi’ gets a hoot out of this blog every once in a while. Read it as if we’re talking to each other. Come on. LOL I’m in stitches!

    Too funny, Floyd. You should charge me for this shit. LOL

  13. I’m sure he does get a hoot… This is fucking hilarious… Hey I just got a great idea… Why not go get Desi, have him sign on again and he can tell us “his” side of the story… LOL…

    C’mon Kay just for old time sake… Give the people what they want…!!!!!

    *Chanting* DESI DESI DESI….

  14. Floyd, how did you go back so far in the posts? If I hit anyone’s name, their quotes start at the first of the year.

    Kay, you are like a whole other person than the Kay who wrote earlier in the year. I can’t get over the difference. For one thing, I don’t think anybody’s intelligence and grammar can deteriorate as quickly as yours did (unless you have had a lobotomy).

  15. HKM, back at the end of 2008, start of 2009 the LTWWB column went under a refit of sorts. Everything before that time is now available only in the archives:

    http://www.thecoast.ca/halifax/LovetheWayW…

    There are certain threads that I have a very good memory for and I did remember the “People in Halifax are Nice” bitch from April or May 2008 as being the start of the infamous Kay and Desi fiasco… It was pretty easy to find since I knew approx where to look…

  16. Desi gives people what they want all the time. And yeah, it’s a lobotomy that’s happened to kay. Sure. (you’ll notice werds like ‘wanna’ when I’m not taking you seriously, HKM. Piss off now.)

  17. I was at a rap show a couple years back and some dude in a cheap pimp-like suit (looks like it was bought at Penhorn Mall or somewhere on Main St. in Dartmouth) was walking around the crowd selling CDs of “his boy” Desi aka Dezzy.

    The CDs were $10 each and no I did not buy one. They looked pretty lame and the dude on the cover even lamer.

  18. Rap *gag* Nope, not even close, his agent would be pissed if he did that… my, he was a good bitch though wasn’t he?

  19. I’m not his agent, I’m his wife! What’s wrong with you, Fat? Never mind, we ask that every day and the answer is obvious.

  20. No, seriously. I am not sure if I liked you (I only read a few), but, HOLY SHIT! you were awesome! I mean, I doubled-checked to make sure that it was your quotes that I was reading. Your “Do you own the entire back of the bus”, “Stop blaming the Wrong Things” and “Prostitues ftw” made my jaw fall. Like this following example (It makes me think that you hunted the original Kay down and ate her):

    Re: “Just A Thought..”
    Todd asks, “Why do people love getting offended on behalf of other groups of people, even when said group has nothing to do with them?”

    Todd, fierce compassion is part what makes human beings different from most animals and that’s supposed to be a good thing. Sympathy and empathy are part of this behavior even if we express it badly. It’s the thought that counts. I think we also realize there’s strength in numbers. Finally, human beings are social creatures so we all crave attention in one form or another… especially those of us who feel the impulse to “rescue” others. Go easy on your classmates. They’re only human, after all.
    March 5, 2009 at 2:39 AM

  21. That’s only a small piece of the wisdom I’ve shed on this board, HKM. Prostitutes ftw is what made all the bitches hate me… the one’s who didn’t hate me because I’m not gay and either is my kid, my sister or my parents. God forbid one argue FOR chastity or marriage on LTWWB. It’s not nearly as damning as wearing perfume on a bus in the HRM.

  22. OMG are we actually going to go there again? 1000 posts denying that my choice to teach my children heterosexual values does NOT make me an intolerant homophobe. Let’s just “nip it in the bud” and refer you to Pick Your Partner I Don’t Care because I don’t, I really really don’t care.

    paingirl, do you realize you wrote that right after HKM posted my words on tolerance. Stop being such a pathetic SHEEP!

  23. I don’t actually agree with everything you wrote, and I didn’t get to your posts about homosexuality, but your arguments were well laid out, concise and coherent.

  24. You’re talking about kay’s posts?!? Can you link some of those HKM?…I seem to remember there being a kay (no capital) and Kay (capital) at one point…I was confused about that at the time too….maybe I’m wrong though.

  25. i’m not a sheep nor pathetic but keep up with the name calling it suits your narrow little view but thanks for reading my other posts i do love words

  26. narrow view,,, sure, whatever.

    Miles, it’s PDG who always capitalizes my user name. My handle is lowercase and always has been.

  27. I know YOUR handle always has been, kay. I just thought remembered seeing a “Kay” posting a while back at the same time as you and thought it was confusing. Again, I might be wrong about that, but I was just wondering.

    Actually, I forgot that you were around for some of the “Salt the damn driveway” thread too. Good times.

    Also, Kay, given the quotes Floyd pulled out, you can’t really accuse him of lying. You were clearly being deceptive, which is fine if you were doing it to protect your anonymity, but that doesn’t make Floyd a liar.

  28. Don’t worry OP, you don’t have to worry about any dudes leaving their girls for you. The overly cocky *Everyone wants me* attitude is a turn off.

  29. I thought Floyd claimed to BE Desi and that would make Floyd a liar. After re-reading Floyd’s rant he/she /whatever lays claim only to posting the bitch that brought us out. All I know for sure is who my husband is and I don’t care anymore if you bitches approve, believe or think I’m delusional over his career or that of my son’s.

    Miles, I typically sign “Kay” if I’ve posted a bitch (ie Pick Your Partner) but the handle hasn’t changed.

    Talking about me is getting boring, no? Let’s move on *yawn*

  30. Trust me, if I’m choosing to show some lovely boy affection in public, it has absolutely nothing to do with who we may – or may not – see walking down the street. Maybe I’m just oblivious, but if I saw someone nuzzling their boy, my first thought wouldn’t be “I bet she’s scared that I’m going to make a move!”.
    …That’s just me.

  31. Miles, I originally read Kay’s quotes (without the other side of the argument), so I haven’t gone through these posts, but what I saw of hers surprised me–there are even gems. I mean, I only started here last month, and I found most of Kay’s arguments often incoherent and her form, well, formless.

    http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…

    http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…

    http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…

  32. Just a thought… While there are no doubt a multitude of excellent musicians born raised and resident in the Halifax area (Gary Beals notwithstanding) there are a grand total of exactly zero who could be accurately described as a “rock star”… And yes that even includes those come-from-away types from say Calgary…

    So while some of you such (Miles!!!) are charitable enough to allow that Kay’s hook-up story with Desi is non-delusionsal (LOL) and that it pre-dates my hooking them up (LOLOL), who among us is willing to accept that there is actually a “rock star” living and working in Halifax who could could be anybody’s better half, let alone kay’s…

    If so, please feel free to name that so-called rock star… Can’t do it ???? I didn’t think so…

  33. Random Desi-Ism Generator…

    And to all who have a problem with the “five-figure salary” here’s the catch…, in 4 hours I make what you do all week working your 9-5. In an hour I make as much as your brother does delivering newspapers all year so maybe try and put things into perspective here. I get royalty checks that could pay your rent for a year so fuck off.I’m not flaunting it or even sure why it’s being talked about. The point I was trying to make is I’m not some homeless bum or someone with such a small life that they spend all their time here.

  34. Who the fuck is Gary Beals? The question, asked by me about 5 times now, says it all, doesn’t it? Ah fuck it, never mind. You all go gaga when you hear my guy and that’s enough for me.

  35. Kay why the fuck would you care if we go gaga when we hear your guy…

    Oh I know, its because he doesn’t exist except in your pathetic attempt to make others think you are something you are not. What a fucking loser you are.

  36. Ha ha…good catch HKM.
    Kay, no one bothers to tell you who Gary Beals is because you obviously know who he is. If you live in Halifax you HAVE to know who he is. Also, you have google so you can find out who he is. And now, thanks to HKM we all KNOW you know who he is.

    Floyd, I know it seems like I have been sniffing Kay’s ass these days, but, you know I’ve always been the charitable type 😛 You also know I’ve made a few attempts to address Kay’s lies and posting style and the falsehoods in her arguments. I’ve just decided I get more fun out of Kay, and therefore LTWWB, by just rolling with it. I don’t try to change Kay’s mind anymore. I also don’t care about her personal life or if she lies to us about it. Take her job for example. In the last little while she has been some sort of data entry person, a graphic designer and something associated with the police or law enforcement to name just a few. I find it amusing.

  37. Miles I always have admired your charitable and foregiving approach to others… If anything you are the voice of reason that is the antithesis of kay… So however you choose to roll with it, is okay by me… I would just hate to see you get sucked in by her neanderthal rants…

    Random Desi-ism Generator: Then there’s the “jock” type guys who like to eye my girlfriend constantly even when I’m standing right beside her…, almost challenging me. Well listen here you fuckers…., she ain’t gonna’ be talking me out of beating you within a breath of your life too many more times. I feel bad for all woman

  38. Kay, have I said something to upset you? I don’t think I said anything I haven’t said to you before but if I’ve offended or upset you, I apologize. For the record though, if it matters at all, I still like you.

  39. Well I just figured it out…

    I was hacking around with my Random Desi-Ism Generator and cross-referencing the outputs against some well known Kay-isms and guess what… While as I expected, it confirmed beyond ALL doubt that Kay and Desi are NOT a couple, it also revealed a result that I did not see coming at all… And unlike Kay, the RDG does not lie…

    What the RDG revealed is that Kay IS Desi… Thats right people, one and the same… You see way back when Kay and Desi first started posting here, what I saw they had in common was this completely over-the-top unhealthy hatred of all things Maritimes. That was why I suggested they hook-up in the first place… But looking back now there is so much more in common between the two.

    Back in the day (pre re-org Jan 2009) it was not uncommon for an individual to have more than one profile. It was pretty obvious in most cases when someone would create a second username to lend support to whatever lame line of shit they were trying to peddle at any particular time. The many faces of Ginger was a classic example of this…

    But here’s the thing about these multiple profiles… Writing styles are like a fingerprint… They are unique and therefore conclusive proof as to the identity of an individual. And when you look at the writing styles of Desi and Kay, you can see without a doubt the fingerprints are a dead-on match…

    And for Kay who might want to suggest that its only because they are soul mates, blah blah blah or some such crock, that they sound so much the same, I can tell you that although my spouse and I are very closely matched in many ways, if you read our writing styles they are like night and day… So don’t try to pull that one.

    In the end, its like the loser kid who creates an imaginery friend. Kay has just taken it one step further and married the poor make believe fucker… So kay from now on if I tell you to go fuck Desi, what I am really saying is go fuck Yourself….

    Laugh over laugh over laugh…..

  40. If it’s “confirmed beyond ALL doubt that Kay and Desi are NOT a couple” then WTF am I doing with this ring on my finger and all this like-minded compatibility? And I’ll tell ya, I sound NOTHING like my guy on the stage

    BTW That was a rhetorical question so please… just give it up OR go get some FACTS to prove your idiot opinion. I suggest you start by listening to the common drop from the stage “Desi” then you feel free to confront me in person, Floyd, and then we’ll see who’s laughin’.

  41. I felt bad quoting fairly personal stuff, but then I noticed Kay said at this previous post:

    “Hey… this isn’t the stroke my broken ego board and little angels aren’t here to make you feel better. We’re bitches, dammit! Here I am bringing some reality to this bitch and oooo bad Kay bad Kay.”

    So, here it goes:

    “I’ll be honest and tell you I too support a spouse who suffers a great deal every day and I’m powerless to help him. Some days it’s like shooting myself in the stomach (long and painful death) again and again and again but I love him dearly and its the real thing so I stay. Not everybody has my courage or wants a life like mine.”

    “Who’s twisting words here? I didn’t say my guy had cancer. I said he suffers daily and he does. I never lie. You can’t trip me up.”

    http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…

    As well, Kay states in another post:

    ‘Floyd… Desi rocked the bikers in Windsor last night.Sorry the band you saw sucked *wink*’

    Posted by kay on June 15, 2008
    http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…

    The thing is, the Biker Bash was CANCELED that weekend:

    http://www.novascotiabikers.com/2008calend…

    June 13 – 15th – The first “official” Friday the 13th Biker Bash to be
    held in Windsor will be known as “The Windsor Ring of Fire Rally”.
    Everything kicks off on Friday June 13th at various local venues in
    the Downtown core.

    http://www.windsorrof.com/

    The Windsor Ring of Fire Rally has been canceled for the weekend of June 12-15. The run has been rescheduled for Sunday July 19th – details below

  42. Well you sure sound a lot like him on here. In fact if I were to post some random kay-ism’s and some random desi-ism’s, I doubt the folks in our studio audience could tell who wrote what…

    As for the ring on your finger providing proof as to your matrimonial state, lets just say until I see that ring, the only thing that counts as proof are the words that get posted on this site.. And those words speak volumes kay… Volumes…

    So I’ll call your bluff kay, you give me the venue and date. I’ll come see desi’s show, and when I meet you in person, I will shake your hand, apologize for everything bad I have ever said to you, and I will come back here and out myself as the troll that I am…

    But you know what, that ain’t gonna happen… And you know why that aint gonna happen? Cause I have finally figured you out…

    Its as simple as Desi=Kay… Or put another way… Kay=Desi… have a good one…

  43. Thanks HKM, I hadn’t read your post while I was posting mine…

    Kay it only counts to announce a future Desi venue, not a past one…

  44. Exactly HKM, that is perfect example of kays lying.. That is excellent work on your part to uncover the truth and reveal kay for what she really is.. One MF LIAR..!!!!

  45. Kay is not married…she’s DIVORCED…from REALITY. Everyday she comes her to post her little fantasies and try and stun us with her “wisdom”…I guess Hypocrisy=Wisdom in her fucked up world.

    It has become more and more evident that she is simply trolling for entertainment and attention (any attention here is a step up from what she must get in her real life) because no one can be that bad…no one. Yes folks the kaytard must be fake, put on simply to rile us for her own sad entertainment because anyone with her sublevel of reason would have a stump at the top of her brain stem likely with barely enough brain capacity to breathe let alone type.

    If I were to guess what Kay looks like…it would be something like this:

    http://nerdmag.co.za/this-is-too-priceless…

    She’s the one on the right…

  46. In the 5 months that I have been reading LTWWB while I am supposed to be working…this is the best thread I have ever encountered. Floyd and HKN, you are my heros! Excellent sleuth-ing!

  47. Wow, just wow. Kay has certainly got ALL of the attention she wants from you guys, and more! Never have I seen a poster on ANY forum get people so riled up! I guess the only question I have is why? Why does it fucking matter? This a fairly jeuvinile forum where people get the opportunity to whine and complain about things they would normally be embarressed to admit bother them. This isn’t fucking Alias! Why does the personal situation of one poster matter so much? I personally hope Kay is a 14 year old Chinese boy who speaks perfect English.

  48. Personally, in the beginning, I just ignored Kay (or whoever she is). But, sometimes she can get really gross. And insensitive and rude and, certainly, annoying. And, I think that it is really too bad, because she has proven to be (at times) resourceful, helpful, kind, informative and even amusing. I don’t why she deteriorated, but it is very frustrating.

  49. Why does it matter? It doesn’t matter really… Not one bit.

    But if it did matter, it would be because kay has dominated this board with her bullshit for so long, I am simply fed up with it…. No one ever chose to make kay’s personal life an issue here, except kay… So while it is pretty evident to me that 99.9% of what she writes here as fact is just plain false, and I see so many people sucking it it up, well it just got to the point where I said enough is enough….

    I just wish Qwerty were here to see kay’s final undoing…

  50. I believe it is based on the same instinct that makes us point out shit on the sidewalk so that the next person doesn’t step in it…:D

  51. So here’s the way I see it. Kay is a semi-permanent fixture here on LTWWB, like it or not. Some, maybe most, of her behavior is undeniably troll-like (inflammatory comments, hijacking threads, attention seeking). However, as far as trolls go, LTWWB has dealt with far worse (Gingers, McGayles, Mr. Frosty’s, Homies, etc). That’s why I like having Kay around. She can spice things up without, for me at least, being completely unbearable. When Kay is doing her thing, I find it funny. When the other’s (except Ginger) did their thing, I found it annoying. I would also argue that LTWWB needs a troll. The times when there have been no trolls running around have been very dull. This place needs controversy and levity to stay interesting…trolls and troll hunters provide both.

  52. So, Miles, are you suggesting we ignore her when she’s being stupid, and spank her when she’s being bad?

  53. No…what Miles is saying is that we continue to react to her trolling because she is a necessary evil, here to help facilitate entertaining dialog between the various posters. I do have to admit that when you look at all the history of Bitches in the past few months…the ones that have the most activity are the where Kay has posted something ridiculous.

    Sooo much like the fecal spewing orifice on everyone’s posterior…Kay has a purpose here in this World. 🙂

  54. I think qwerty still pops in from time to time, but I think she has a real job now where she just can’t post as much.

    HKM…I guess I am saying that people should deal with her as they feel they need to. It’s that variety of personalities and responses that keep LTWWB interesting.

  55. well i don’t like carrot soup and that picture was funny sanks der…but i was thinking more of a strict catholic penguin

  56. Troll-Hunting 101… Fingerprints… Look at the postings of your suspected troll… Look for a word or manner-ism that appears to be out of common usage… One of Kay’s favourites??? “Pffft” We all seen it many times… NO-ONE else uses that phrase right??? But wait… See below…

    You think this is violent and scary here? Pfffft!!!! (Desi-Ism Apr29,2008)

    I think this is a valid bitch and the comments since, right at the end of the ordeal the OP shows says they’re annoyed, you bitches jump all over that like they deserved to be blown off by a high and mighty convenience store clerk…. pffft (Kay-Ism Sep18, 2009)

    Has Desi been to Alberta? Pffft!!! Good god!!! (Desi-Ism obviously… Apr29, 2008)

    So what’s your problem, exactly? Maybe you could ad something to the post this time, eh? Please try again, bitch. pffft (Kay-Ism Aug31,2009

    I am not making this stuff up… I dont have to make it up… the fingerprints say it all.. Kay=Desi… LOLOL

  57. Funny you mention Hitler… I reference him often highlighting the subtle move to usher in a Canadian dictatorship in this country, one of my biggest pet peeves. It also goes to show how that ugly picture you paint of me is startlingly inaccurate. Floyd.

    Miles… today you strike me as someone I’d want to know. hmmm

  58. I don’t know about that… I think that as a hateful, self-aggrandizing bigot, its a strikingly accurate picture. I only wonder why I didn’t think of it before…

  59. “Miles is to Kay as Ghandi is to fucking Hitler” ~Floyd

    I know. That’s what makes it TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!

  60. Oh, and Desi, I’m sorry to blow your alibi for the weekend of Jun. 14, 2008. Just exactly what were you doing that weekend? You should really looked into this, Kay!

  61. And Miles, unless I’m paid or there is a pressing need, there is no way I am going back into the archives. My curiosity is sated.

  62. In the People In Halifax Are Nice thread, Desi invited people to look out for the “catch phrase DESI” when out watching live music. I looked it up on FB because it sounded like some egotistical type person who would have their profile open for all to see. I checked it out (the only Desi listed in all of Halifaxland) and it was totally some dude I went to school with, he was in one of my classes. And for some reason I was convinced it was him. So if it was actually him or not, or if it was really Kay and I was mistaken, I don’t really know. It certainly is a mystery….a greasy, greasy mystery.

  63. I don’t know if this has been mentioned yet, but did you know that “Desi” also “refers to the people and culture of the South Asian diaspora.”

    Check it out, it’s all here on the be all and end all, Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desi

    Hmm, so the mystery deepens. Maybe check out all of Halifax’s live Indian music venues, called the “Indie scene” I’m guessing, to find out who Kay’s husband is, IF that’s really her husband and IF Kay is her real name…

  64. Random Desi-Ism Generator:

    Oh my god! You are out of your mind!!!Since I’ve been here I’ve met more rude, arrogant assholes than anywhere I’ve ever been. (Thats right across this whole land baby)!!!.I guess minimum wage is the accepted norm around here so I can kinda’ see why people are so happy. Flame on Haligonians. Let your best side show now.

  65. people wonder why I took a hiatus. Kaytard just has to ruin it for the rest of us.
    If it isn’t Ginger, it’s this fuckin’ bizznatch.

  66. kindly, fuck you all… you’re right about the weekend of the 14th, he played the Friday and the Sunday but not the Saturday.

    No I’m not “Desi” I just married the guy, NO his name is real name is not “Desi” and NO his stage name is not “Desi” and NO, neither of us are from around here… obviously.

    What did I ruin for you? Nothing. Clearly, my posts indicate I’m all for the underdog, independence from the state and music “un-mainstream”. That’s a position so far left of Hitler I can’t even find the words.

  67. Kay, Desi is still lyin’ to ya. He did not play Friday, Saturday or Sunday. The entire biker bash was canceled. You mean he was fooling around for the WHOLE weekend!

  68. ♫ Desi and Kay were lovers
    Oh lordy, how they could love
    Swore to be true to each other
    Just as true as the stars above
    He was her man, but he done her wrong ♫

  69. What I find absolutely amazing kay is the audacity with which you continue to post on this thread when it is so apparent to everyone what a fraud you are… You asked for proof and you have been given proof yet you go right along as if nothing has changed.

    Its like the kid with the shit-eating grin, everyone knows he’s been eating that shit, but he just keeps on grinning as if he is the only one who knows better. Meantime everyone else is just shaking their heads, have in disgust, have in pity… You have truly reached a new low in trollery. For shame….

  70. The thing is, I have nothing to worry about… you don’t need a good memory (nor an archive to reference) when you don’t lie. There’s nothing I have to lie about on an anonymous bitch board.

    ♫ … so telling

  71. Select ♫ , Copy (CTRL+C) and Paste (CTRL+V) works for me… it’s not very popular but I know a certain passive bitch who uses these kinds of symbols all the time, it’s very telling.

  72. That’s all I did too…I though there might be a special key on my keyboard or something…like platform 9 3/4 or something.

  73. ♫ She took a cab at the corner
    And said “Driver step on this can
    For you’re looking at a desperate gal
    Been two-timed by her man
    He was my man, but he done me wrong ♫

  74. OK kay so where is desi’s NEXT gig…??? Its no use telling us where he DID play… Where’s he gonna play…??? This is your last chance to re-deem yourself on this far too long line of bullshit…

  75. Redeem myself by revealing my identity? Have another one, Floyd. If you are who I think you are, I’ll see ya Saturday, but I hope I’m wrong about you… share it with your listeners and see what they think.

  76. I’m not asking you to reveal your identity you fucking idiot… But if you expect anyone to give you even the slightest benefit of the doubt as to your claim that desi the rock star actually exists, then your going to have to put your money where your mouth is. Otherwise shut the fuck up…

  77. poor Floyd is lacking coping skills today. boohooo… I sure hope you do find me, I’ll show you what Nova Scotians do to newcomers.

  78. Well, I’m going to go against the grain here and actually make a comment about the original post. OP, sometimes people hold hands with their partners because they feel like it. Holding hands is nice. Period. If the girl starts foaming at the mouth as she leaps in front of her man to protect her from your sexiness, then maybe she’s a tad possessive.

  79. or maybe she’s kay.
    a horrible person who has to be right and everyone else has to be wrong.
    We all are close-minded and small next to her virtuousness and omnipotence.

    BARF.

    kay
    bay
    bad

    kay to bad in 2 steps. coincidence????

  80. Hey hey Maritimers and other assorted snots. Just breezin’ thru town “on toor” agin. Thought I’d check in and see how my friends on the “Coast with the Most” are a-doo-in. Glad to see you havent’ forgotten about your old pal “Des”. Rock on dudes and dudettes. Hope to catch you at the show.

  81. Desi, I had a feeling you’d show.
    So, was your cheating a one time event, or do you just get lonely on the road?

  82. Actually Floyd, I kinda thought maybe you posted that for a laugh. Now I’m really intrigued.

  83. I think it’s someone at the Coast trying to blow our minds. There’s just something a little suspicious about that profile pic.

  84. And, Mole Rat, if Kay can create her own partner, why can’t whoever help to develop him? I mean, although Kay is an omnipresence, can’t others play god too?

  85. I would just like whoever to see it through. I mean, Kay can say whatever she wants, but what kind of man would really be with Kay?

  86. Umm does anybody else find it the least bit curious that Desi shows up at the same time that fucking troll kay disappears for a while? Just wondering….

  87. Someone else registered as ‘desi’ after LTWWB upgraded the site. I didn’t “disappear”, Floyd. “Desi” doesn’t play too many mid-week gigs so whoever this other poster is, well, they’re not a musician. “Warm up act”… (I hear that phrasing all the time in the biz, sure)… and he doesn’t drink Miller.

  88. alright all… there you have it.. now who do you vote for….?

    Desi,….

    or a turd sandwhich?

  89. This entire thread is unbearably funny.

    Kay: you’re full of shit, as always.
    Floyd: keep fighting the good fight.
    Desi: keep rocking brother, the world needs more street wise dudes like you. See you at the show.

  90. Mr Man, if not for the noble efforts of a few good citizens like you and me, this board would surely fall to the hands of the trolls like a fruit ripe from the tree.

    Keep up the good fight too and Godspeed, my good man.

  91. WOW! I hate to be the one to break it to you guys,but you REALLLLLYYY need to get a hobby.I actually feel sorry for you both after having read only a portion of your posts( i got bored/annoyed half way through )Seriously,you must have something better to do than argue back and forth like that.C’mon.

  92. Pathetic blog thread of the century award! No, the millennium. No one can top how pathetic this is in the next thousand years, no way. Not possible.

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