To that guy in the movie theatre: thank you for ruining my entire cinematic experience because you, for some reason, could not differentiate between my arm rest and your arm rest.
When I picked up my drink, that didn’t mean that I was surrendering to you, I was literally just picking up my drink EXPECTING to place my arm back where it was 3 seconds prior.
Also, it’s rude to pick up your phone in the middle of the movie AND it’s just embarrassing for you to burst out laughing when it’s a serious part and stay stone faced when the entire theatre is losing their mind. —Uncomfortable Arm
This article appears in Aug 26 – Sep 1, 2010.


Impromptu Duelling Elbow breakouts are one of many good reasons to watch movies in the comfort of one’s own home. Or the drive-in. Or The Roxy on the Danny during the ’80’s Rocky Horror rage.
yeah yeah yeah…that could be a new acronym chickiebaby… an IDEB. no no no more of those my brain hurts. op, some people go to be scene instead of keeping shtump
this is one of the many reasons I never go to a show on opening weekend.
give it a few days and you’ll have both rests for yourself…
unless you’re charmingly surrendering one to the lovely lass (or lad I suppose) poised beside you.
Knee duels on the bus…
Who are the assholes that design these seats? I’d like to friggin wring their necks.
Knee duels would be a treat compared to the full-on body duels when crammed aboard the sardine cans the TTC calls subways and streetcars.
Nice Goin Fat, another brilliant comment. You seem fixated on dicks. You know what they say.
You are soo fucking stupid it is unreal Unfuckingreal.
Wow, you inspired a new multi-compuond word: unfuckingrealstupid. An adjective just for you.
You love making up stupid words. Look at “compuond”!
actually, it was my armrest and i told buddy they could borrow it for that night.
Night out at a movie theatre = $21.98 (sorry no food for you…the seats have weight restrictions)
Price of the same movie at home (thanks to torrents) = $0
Plus you can have all the armrest you want at home 🙂
nice one suckulous^^