Dear parents of the illegitimate bastard children on my street:
I realize that for the 6 or 8 kids that play road near my house, there is only 3 mothers and no fathers but could you at least try to entertain the little fuckers.
You should be able to remember what playtime is since you were in jr high only a couple of years ago.
here’s a tip… playtime is not letting the kids play in the two parked cars having a car horn war. My ears are still ringing from the constant beep… beeep… BEEEEEEEP… BEEEEEEEEEEEP… BEEP.BEEP.BEEP… BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP and that was two days ago!
It went on for about 25 minutes before I went to the edge of your driveway and asked you politely to stop. I was greeted with general looks of stupidity from you and your little greasy monsters and when I got back in my house there was a symphony of car horns and your cackling laughter.
Then it was sporadic for another hour at which point I turned into a crazy lady and yelled “Shut the fuck up” out my window. Thank god we’re in a rural area with no other neighbours close by.
I hope you enjoyed my return home from work last evening. Doesn’t it just suck at 2am when my gosh darned car alarm just won’t shut off.
I’m working a late shift all week and have a feeling that silly car alarm might just have a field day at night when I get home. Luckily for me I wear earplugs to bed so I can’t hear it.
Sleep well 🙂 —I’m hornier than you any day
This article appears in Jun 3-9, 2010.
Just wait till the little pricks get big enough to drift basketballs at you. Your car horn malfunction idea is pure genius by the way.
ah another bitch i can relate too. yes o.p., kids today seem to come from an endless production line. get fucked, squirt them out, collect your government cheque. that’s about par for the course, and let’s not forget, that the government, will even pay for you to go back to grade 8 or 9 while kid/s are growing up. fucko.p., sometimes i wish i was a female, get all that cash, and just have to fuck someone once a year. and you do yourself injustice by saying that last bit. you might be hornier then them, but you probly have more scruples,if not, well here i is.
EAR PLUGS…. see, word is spreading. people do listen when you repeatedly stuff the proper advice down their throats!
btw, god wouldn’t really care if you were cursing @ kids that are being little douchey dickheads.
Get an airhorn and blow it into their windows at night.
LS I can’t believe you didn’t give her your E-mail address.
After looking at her nom de plume, it could be taken another way ~;)
OP you need to get one of those large airhorns that are portable , give that a blast as you walk from car to house…& walk slow .
more, ole bud, all she has to do is check back a fw posts,and there it is. in all it’s horny glory. p.s., i’m open all night too.
Contact social services!
contact social services? they won’t do a damn thing to a welfare mother unless she’s like pimp’n them out for crack and even than they’ll probably have scheduled visits 🙂
AHAHAHAHA
thats actually the most amazing thing I have ever read on here. I would do the same thing, as well as contact social services if the parents are ignoring the children. Its not fair to them…or you.
Do the little shits have a dog? Buy a dog whistle….. Muaha
You are ALL fucking bigots.
Sure the kids suck, but is there any need to point out their social status…? REALLY?
Grow up fuckos.
r.o.t.p., why the fuck not, you got a problewm,or are you the one being bitched about. either way. they are little fucking scum,and should be removed, for the good of the community.
Refer to previous comment…
I’m bigoted for saying the OP should give them some of their own medicine? Drama queen…
Most kids of all socio-economic status are little shits, just in different ways!
Upper class kids tend to be snobby stuck-up little brats.
Lower class kids tend to be loud badly behaved little shits.
But don’t get me wrong, I tend to like kids. Growing up middle class, I had elements of both (though tended to be more of a loud badly behaved little shit).
And why are there so many fat ugly women who seem to keep getting pregnant? Seriously, what the fuck guys? I know fat chicks give the best lovin’, but still wear a God damn rubber, please.
Hear, hear qpmz! Wholeheartedly agree!
LMAO…I feel the author played this situation out well but I don’t agree with the nature of most of the comments here Venting is excellent but the negativity sucks!
Hatfields and McCoys; Capulets and Montagues; and now, Horny and Hornier.
I suspect OP has just initiated a war she’ll soon regret.
Chapter 2: Dumb and Dumber.
What would the poetic justice of a burning bag of dog poop be?
Watch your back OP. I think your idiot noisy neighbours post here on a regular basis.