The person who delivers the oil to my house in Fairview has the very rude habit of holding one nostril shut and then emptying their nasal passage(s), usually all over the side of my house. I also find litter around the tank by the back door, the type of litter a lazy oil delivery person, (or a group of young punks) might leave on the floor of his/her cab (while smoking reefer). They know I don’t move well and have a hard time getting out the door to confront them.
Hey buddy, do you see that window up there? Yeah, I saw you. I saw what you did to my house. —Take Your Garbage With You
This article appears in Dec 8-14, 2011.
Hey Survivor, maybe do the Dog Shit Maneuver like last week
Quick, put in an emergency call to Martha Stewart. He probably doesn’t even drink his double-double with his pinky out.
I guess the OB couldn’t see the huge phone numbers on the truck and therefore couldn’t call the company to lodge a complaint.
You beat me to it Koda. Sounds like the same OP that was dealing with the inconsiderate dog walkers.
A picture is worth a thousand words, you’re obviously a nosey fucker and will have a lifelong membership to the Ace Ventura Snot Detective Agency?
Lol, fairview is the new spryfield.
LOL nothing will ever be as trashy and dirty as spryfield or the folks who dwell there.
lazy, slack ass… check.
crotchety busy-body…. check.
Gotta be careful what you wish for there OP. In fairview, confrontation leads to shanking.
nostril rockets on the outside of your house isn’t worth it…
I’d have yelled at the guy “Hey, you disgusting fuck, ever hear of a handkerchief? What— were you born in a fucking barn? Does the side of my house look like a fucking box of kleenex to you?” and so on all the way down the street…
BTW, OB, I believe the action is called a ‘farmer’s honk’
I’d call and complain on them OP, spit balls work too 🙂
Vic i think nosiness sort of morphs into due diligence the second you set foot on your own property.
Leave a “friendly” note for them. And by friendly I mean full of swear words and exclamation points. Might want to top it off with a cartoon drawn of them.
… or just catch it on video and put it on youtube. Shit like that has a way of going viral.
I use a pellet gun to keep the neighbor’s dog from crapping in my yard…….hmmmm.
I wouldn’t be firing a gun at an oil truck GV.
Everybody seemed to be behind this clown when he smeared dog poo on the walker. Now he’s getting only scorn when the oil man blasts snot on the side of his house. Dog poo is worse than oilman snot? I don’t know, if I had to have a disgusting substance on my property, I think the lawn’s a better option.
Perhaps the oil delivery man is taking night classes at NSCAD and, is therefore, contributing to the vibrant and diverse cultural life of the city. Don’t you feel like quite the Philistine now, huh O.P.?
Get a video camera and catch them. Also, call the company and cancel the service due to the actions of their staff. Ask if their company allows employees to use illegal drugs.
Those cable guys are pricks too! They marched their muddy footprints all over my carpet!
I love the out door nose blow. So rugged and efficient.