Enough with your sorry ass love lives and depressive personalities already.

This is a bitch section, not Dear Fucking Abby.

Love,

Bitch editor

This article appears in Jan 22-28, 2009.

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  1. Thank you soooooooo much – there’s nothing more irritating than the angst of youth – every breakup is the end of the world, nothing will be ever the same, yak-yak, woof-woof.

    Well, you kiddies, just remember, marriage is the most overrated institution in the world, especially for women. Yep, find yourself a man and you get the privilege of working full-time, raising your kids and being a goddamn maid and cook for the rest of your life. Men, on the other hand, get the privilege of poverty if the marriage doesn’t work out and there’s kids. So choose your dreams wisely.

    That is all. Now on to some real bitches…

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  2. Bit off topic, but … I don’t like how you have to click preview before posting comments. I’d rather have the option to just go ahead and post right away. Otherwise, I like the new system.

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