Please kindly remember to remove any feminine products from your undergarments before using public washer/dryers. The next person doesn’t care to fish out your panty liners while the washing machine is filling up with water. At least it was clean…I think…I hope… —Ohh Public Laundry Woes

This article appears in May 23-29, 2013.

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  2. likely it was a clean one from a pocket.. still… not a question i’d want in the air when my hands are in the water.

    Nasty.

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  3. Just remember, girlies, it’s only a skip and a hop between panty liners and Poise pads. You never escape the clutches of sanitary product giants.

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  4. Always check inside the machine first before you drop in your quarters and press start. Never know what surprises you’ll find in there, stained underwear, vomit, dead raccoon, abandoned baby, your missing sock, etc.

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  5. Don’t be silly.. you’ll never find that missing sock.
    It’s in sock narnia, never to return.

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  6. I see the odd shoe wandering the highway looking for that missing sock.
    I even see pairs of shoes hanging from power lines, I don’t what they did to deserve that but “it ain’t right”.

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  7. Shoes hanging from power lines, once upon a time, was code for “drugs are sold here” but then it got trendy for some reason

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