I’m going on vacation, from July 1 to July 12. I may pop in every now and then, if I can find an internet connection at the Undisclosed Location, but otherwise web editor Andy Murdoch will be posting and moderating bitches. He of course has an entirely different job to do in addition to this, so that means he likely won’t be as timely with posting stuff as I usually am. Please be patient! And kind!
Thanks!
This article appears in Jun 25 – Jul 1, 2009.
Thanks for the heads up. You probably saved Andy a pile of “why aren’t you posting my bitch” bitches.
Enjoy the vacation.
ahh smart!!
Be safe and have fun
enjoy your self and be safe
Watch all your drinks and use an assplug, Tim. It’s those balloon-bellied, shifty-eyed quee-beck-ers in Speedos chewing on cigars you’ve got to watch out for. That’s no cucumber.
You didn’t honestly think I’d just say ‘have a good time’, did you?
Be careful in the shower…don’t drop the soap unless you mean it !
Have fun.
You get a vacation? Wow, enjoy the time off nonetheless!
fizz is back bitches!
And Tim is gone.
Perfect timing 😛
Enjoy your trip!
fizz! 🙂
Didn’t notice you were gone. 🙂
Gee, they pay you enough to be able to take a vacation? LOL. You have a great one and have fun,
well i don’t know how i feel about this i’m not sure he can be trusted with us bitchers…enjoy the undisclosed location…lets see maybe you’re going to manitoba i hear their national bird is the mosquito
sorry i meant provincial
Mr. Murdoch.. So ominous, so intimidating. Sounding.
Woah, a post from the future! haha Enjoy the vacay.
NL’s greatest export, thanks for cluing me in.
I was JUST about to suggest some kind of ‘sticky bitch’ so that this one wouldn’t get buried and leave the interim Bitchmaster open to attack.
Actual Bitchmaster (Tim)…genius. You’re way ahead of me. Actually, you’re over a week ahead of everyone. Have fun at the location.
No Dogma – Were you the type who brought an apple for the teacher everyday?
You shits are too kind!
Fuck you Tim for having a vacation, what the hell is that anyway? Bull fucking shit, I don’t believe that for one fucking minute! You’re slacking again, eh! What is the point of us bitchin’ without you there? Eh? What? Fuck-u! Where the hell do you get off anyway? Get back here right now you fucking imp! You can’t just up ‘n go! Who said you could do this? Fuck you! All the regulars kissing your fucking butt, gag me with a fucking heroin spoon; sick! Smiley smiley good times to you; what a crock! Eat shit and swallow, Tim! Who needs ya, we don’t, for sure. Screw you!
Can I come too?
Look at that. Tim legislates kindness-to-Andy on LTWWB. Neat!
It was only a request Kay. Feel free to be a bitch if you want to exercise your charter rights.
You’ve confused me with somebody else, Miles. I’m ALL for legislating kindness. In fact, I think I coined the phrase. Best idea I’ve had in years.
Yes, that IS the best idea you’ve had in years. Keep practicing though, you’ll get better 😛
Miles for mayor!
Will Miles use legislating kindness in his election platform? Well, …………a by-law or something that is.
Howdy, all. I’m no longer in the No-Internet Undisclosed Location, but still not in Halifax, and don’t have keys to the secret post-bitches website, so can’t help you all the same. Rumour has it that Andy will show up sometime in the morning…
Thanks for your patience.
Tim, how’s it goin?
WTF Dino….no more Jr? Did you grow up overnight or something? You get busted for copyright infringement? What gives?
no pic either
About that…the CIA formally raided my home and tied me down after months of illegally using Dinosaur Jr’s album art and/or nametag…I’ll be under house arrest and be limited to a strict diet of carrots and apple sauce until the end of this year, which gives me plenty of time for bitching!
….Should I put it back?
yes
pwetty pwease
I would, if I were you.
I don’t recognize you without the smoke dangling from Dino Jr.’s mouth………omg……it wasn’t the crack about the smoke was it that prompted you to go incognito?
Nope.
De’re we go.
So………what was all that about, a little identity crisis perhaps? Oh crap…..it’s getting late again, gotta fly!
I was wondering what it would be like to be invisible.
Really, you’ll pay this area a visit while on vacation?
Awesome!!!