Why is it every time I turn on my vibrator, this one nosy neighbour comes out of his apartment and starts walking up and down the hallway? Mind your business, asshole. Could you give a bitch some privacy? No, I’m not going to open the door someday and invite you in. Get back inside your batcave and fuck off already.
—A bitch trying to cum, here
This article appears in Oct 25-31, 2018.
Wait… Your vibrator is loud enough to stir your neighbour? Okay…
Think it’s powered by a jet engine.
If it’s that loud maybe he thinks you are whipping up a cold beverage and is hoping to be invited in for a banana and mango smoothy.