I mean, hey ASSHOLES…If I’m behind you when the light goes green, and you don’t move, I’m going to honk and gesture for you to move. Don’t act like I’m in the wrong, just get the fuck moving. No, I don’t want to fight about it, I’m telling you to move…green means fucking go! —Yes, I’m Behind You
This article appears in Aug 10-16, 2017.


Legitimate bitch
Agreed!!
Legit bitch. I’m sick of the drivers how can’t be bothered to look up from their phones to realize the light has changed. Don’t be pissed when I use my horn!
I have the three second rule. Then honk.
Do you use your horn to simply communicate “hey, heads up” or do you lay on the horn out of frustration angrily?
Agreed Mathyu. There is a right way and a wrong way to alert a driver in front of you that the light has tuned green. Why do people turn into impatient jerks when behind the wheel. If you were standing in a line at a grocery store and the person in front of you didn’t notice the line had moved, would you scream in the persons ear to move up or politely say something like- excuse me the line is moving. A quick beep beep is a polite and civilized way to indicate to the driver ahead that the light has turned green, laying n the horn like a rude impatient confrontational jerk is indeed not a legit bitch.
Yeah, cuz it’s super polite to sit there like a fucktard, not paying attention, while wasting 5 seconds of a 15 second light. The idea isn’t to be polite, it’s to tell the ignorant fuck that doesn’t feel the need to pay attention to fucking move. Your grocery store analogy doesn’t fly, it’s like comparing apples and lobster.
Good luck in life with your stinky attitude.