Fuck you, dirty ugly bag, for calling be psycho and saying I have ”issues” within obvious earshot to my brother, all because I told her to stop bothering me. you, fat ugly shagging twat dipshit, can get hit by a bus. I love you mom, I hate you demon mom.
This article appears in Jan 15-21, 2009.


Bahawhawhawhaw – as a mom, I’ll betcha she’s thinking: that little dirty ugly cunt bag, I can’t wait until she stops sucking on my financial tit and moves her psycho fat ugly shagging twat dipshit self out of my fucking house so I can get some goddamn peace and quiet.
Wow. Those are some unresolved parent issues. Perhaps you should attempt to talk to them. That sort of out burst isn’t healthy, my friend.
Why don’t you tear apart the hamper. That’ll show her who’s boss.
Ah, the teenage years. A special time.
Sounds like you do have issues.
Your brother is probably already well aware you have issues, sunshine.