To the much more aggressive of the two members of Halifax’s finest who assisted me with my little car trouble. At least your partner saw the humour in my e-brake releasing and my car sliding 50 meters causing no damage or difficulty to anyone else. It was an interesting moment when I told you that I was writing a paper on Nazi Architecture and you responded by telling me with a big smile that your ancestors were in the SS. I especially liked how you told me that you knew when I responded to that by saying I was Jewish. I don’t really get what I did wrong besides being the victim of bad luck, but you clearly were trying to provoke a hostile response. I guess I just don’t see the humour in implying that some of your ancestors may have burned some of mine. At least you had a dumb look on your face when I told you that I love Germany and German culture; I am a German history student after all. —The Underground Car Trouble Movement
This article appears in Apr 12-18, 2012.


1) Since they were uniformed patrol officers they hardly qualify as “secret police” now do they?
2)He may, just possibly, have thought that your remark about Nazi Architecture was a puerile attempt on your part to “provoke a hostile response” and decided to respond in kind
3) Over a million men (& some women) served in the ranks of the S.S. They weren’t all Germans, they weren’t all volunteers and they weren’t all involved in the mass murder of European Jews. His ancestors could very well have been 16 year old conscripts, press-ganged Volksdeutsch, office clerks, or village police constables.
4) If you found his demeanor confrontational and his comments offensive you absolutely should have gotten his name and shield number and made a complaint. You didn’t mention this in your bitch so I have to assume that you didn’t.
And, for my bitch buds who groove on history I would recommend:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la7mgvczMr1…
http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/August-19-…
Hey Zilla: On D-Day, where did Hitler put his armies?
Up his sleevies.
Yes, Yes, I still suck. It’s all a rich tapestry.
It seems odd to me it even came up in conversation.
Why the hell would the officers (and us) give a sweet fuck what you were writing?
What is it with all this mention of being hostile? You, my dear fucktard, need to remove the chip from your arse and have some dip with it.
I’m jewish too OP. And i think you’re insane.
They were probably smiling because that’s what canadian cops do. Cripes you anti-cop conspiritards piss me off. If they’re not smiling, they’re threatening. If they’re smiling, they’re making too light of things. This is goddamned halifax. And while there are asshole cops here just like anywhere else, most of them are giant gooftards who are just trying to get through their shift with the best humour possible.
And so what if his grandpappy was in the SS? Way to blame the son for the sins of his father.
mmmmm… asschips..
http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2012/0…
painy, one of the most asked questions of me, when in to shop, is your gun loaded. to which i usually replied, if you try to break the law and rob someone, you will find out.
the toronto shop, by the way. no fucking babies there.
Raymond Taavel, a long-time activist in Halifax’s gay community was murdered last night by some psycho who was on a day-pass from the nutcase hospital. His attacker yelled anti-gay slurs as he beat and stabbed Raymond to death.
And WHERE is the story in the Coast? Front and center? Nope! You have to dig around to find it, in “Reality Bites”.
Hey Coast! Here’s reality – Raymond Taavel, a long-time activist in Halifax’s gay community was murdered last night by some psycho who was on a day-pass from the nutcase hospital. His attacker yelled anti-gay slurs as he beat and stabbed Raymond to death.
Coast, is this NOT front page news? Nope! James Cameron’s remaking the Titanic in 3d apparently is the top story… us gays once again get booted to the back.
Thanks Coast. And BTW… FUCK YOU!
This was my bitch.
To the people who responded hostilely to me:
For the record, I was writing a 29 page research paper at the time when this incident occurred. The cop started speaking German to me, and at that point I told him what I was working on.
Obviously I know the nature of the SS as an organization; I am a German history student. I actually told that officer about its size and that many members would’ve had absolutely zero involvement in any sort of Jewish persecution. Apparently to make a quick joke I’m meant to write out verbatim the long conversation I had with him. I was being neither hostile nor rude. I certainly don’t blame him for his family’s ancestry. I actually said to him that condemning the German’s as anti-semites is the same thing as condemning the Jews as racial impurities. Apparently none of you have ever had a cop be unduly hostile with you before. This happened to be a pretty funny incident. P.S. calling them Halifax’s secret police was a JOKE. You people take yourselves way too seriously. Why don’t you just call up Harper and take him out for a beer with your pro-aggressive police perspective.
Furthermore, I was a partial witness to the tragic murder on Gottingen street last night. I didn’t see the violent altercation, but I saw the assailant as well as the victims friend immediately after. The cop who initially took my statement was the very same SS descendent. He was lovely this time. Super pumped I was willing to help, and was totally amicable to me the whole time. I am always nice to police officers, it would seem silly to be otherwise as they can arrest you.
and to fucktard buddy, fuck you 🙂
I’m Jewish too, OB. You sure the cop wasn’t talking about Social Security?
You’re not Jewish, Adam.
Yeah I don’t believe the OB is Jewish either, Derek Wheeler.
Halifax cops.. when they aren’t busting people for smoking a joint or hassling teenagers for hanging out in public, they’re busy laughing at the misfortune of others.
Then again, maybe they laughed because you actually thought they gave a fuck about what you’re studying in school.. you never know. Either way, boring bitch. Yawn.
Maybe the policeman was having an off day OP. Maybe the restaurant he was just at put too much schnitzel with his sauerkraut.
Halifax cops also sing back-up in the Ivan Eht Nioj videos.
Blue Thunder ? Blue Angels
http://www.blueangels.navy.mil/img/photos/…
VROOM >: )
Caught you on the news last night, Wolfy. It’s a hell of thing to be caught in the middle of.
It’s probably too general an overview for your research topic, but I found this to be a fascinating read:
http://www.amazon.com/Hitler-Power-Aesthet…
I always did like the press gang…
usually you have to murder someone or jump across building rooftops to initiate yourself.
not the press gang, they’ll take anyone.
Where I’m from, the term “blue angel” has a much different meaning. 😛
Ooooh, a fan of Marlene Dietrich, are you Brendon? >; )
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L-pKLfl83uQ/TkPX…
Urban dictionary to the rescue. Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.
OP Saying “fuck you :)” With that smiley on the end is neurotic.
From one to another…