Every time I go to a hairdresser they tell me they can’t do my hair the way I want it! I take pictures from hair magazines, so to better explain what I would like for my new hairstyle but alas they tell me not possible but they most definitely want to cut my long hair. Where is a gal to go where the first two things immediately stated are, “I can’t do that.” and “I would love to cut lots of your hair”? I
hardly ever go to a salon now because it is so frustrating, annoying and always a let down. —Hair stressed
This article appears in Jan 9-15, 2014.
What the hell kind of hairstyle are you after if every hairdresser everywhere is telling you that they can’t do it? You know that’s a wig that Lady Ga Ga has on, right? The give-away is all the moving parts and random objects weaved into it.
Go to Phat’s “one size fits all”
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The last time I went to a hairdressers, um, gee, I can’t remember. Guess I’m too old to remember or Alzheimer’s is setting in.
CHANGE YOUR HAIRDRESSER!
Look Ivan, you’ve just got to change your hairdresser.
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Montrealman. I was rawking the Kim Jong-Un before it was cool.
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Sometimes, ob, the hairstyle you want isn’t possible given your hair: the length, thickness of the strands, hair density, condition it’s in, etc….
If every stylist says they can’t do it, there’s probably a good reason.
I suspect your lengthy locks have reduced your thought process to that of a cashew.
Here’s the skinny on long hair – you can put it up, wear it down, perm it, braid it, do dreads, backcomb a beehive the size of the Old Town Crock, tie it in a ponytail, lash it to your merkin but don’t fucking expect a responsible hairdresser to do anything stylish without some of those precious tresses falling to the tiles. You are expecting a miracle of epic proportions, you nutty natterer.
mmm, imagine if brains tasted like cashews, nom nom nom
What PK said. You can’t have any hair style you want unfortunately. Sometimes you just have to find the right hair dresser and trust their suggestions. Mine has chopped all mine off several times and I’m always happy with her.
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: Ivan Sonofabitch (01/12, 6:11PM)
“Older men in the state can grow their barnets to three inches long.” Mirror News
Was this the hair style you selected from the 28 models permitted in North Korea by Kim Jong-un? Did you find that your barnets interfered with your lovemaking?
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Is your hair by any chance “nappy”? I hear its terrible to work with.
Oh man….Did you just say that? Great hairdresser in eastern passage on cow bay rd on the right hand side pass the closed vet place, but before the day care. It’s tucked back from the road but she is a great hairdresser for both men and women. Called Diversity by Design, try her out, bet she can.
Look.. Here’s the thing you obviously haven’t figured out about your hair. It has a type. No. A mullet will NOT work on extremely curly, thick hair. Similarly, if you have thin, straight hair, you’ll never get the thick, lustrous mane without a lot of work.
You’re going to have to learn to deal with your hair type or resort to drastic measures like japanese straightening or a perm. And even perms don’t last in thin, straight hair.
Sorry. You are essentially asking the “make my legs six inches longer” request of hair care.
Source: I have very thick, very wavy hair and i have worked for hair shows, so it’s been altered a lot. And it is considered ‘specialty’. I require a master stylist or risk suffering very bad cuts. I will never be able to wear a panel cut without getting up every day and going through a dramatic straightening routine.
To add insult to injury, your face is designed to be complemented by your hair. It sounds weird but it’s true So while my hair stands up to straightening surprisingly well, it looks MUCH better in it’s natural wavy state than straightened. My face looks less attractive when i try to visually change my hair type.
I am lucky in that i have very strong, very resilient hair. So i’ve had the opportunity to try lots of drastic changes in my hair over the years. I have gone to the very edge of what you can do in terms of changing the nature of hair (short of shaving it and buying a wig) and i will tell you right now, YOU HAVE THE HAIR YOU HAVE. You cannot change it beyond recognition. It is what it is.
You need to google cuts and styles that work with the type of hair you have naturally. This will be the most flattering and lowest maintenance cut for you.
An oldie but a goodie – give former Senator John Buchanan a call, the original combover man, they used him in American Hustle, changed the name to Spryfield Spit N Gel.
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: runsWithScissors (01/13, 7:56PM)
: “YOU HAVE THE HAIR YOU HAVE”
Is this an ontological claim? Is it comparable, for example, to the claim, “You are what you are?” Is it logically circular, empty of substantive content, or are you advocating philosophical quietism, the view that one must unquestioningly accept the situation in which one finds oneself? Feuerbach, of course, famously claimed, “You are what you eat,” which would seem to leave room for some individual initiative in respect to choice, in respect to what one eats. Cannot the same be said for one’s hair?
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Careful MM, she’ll want to fuck you…
Back in the early 1980’s I had a mullet and I had extremely curly, thick hair. And it worked!
What’s really annoying – aside from people who are their illnesses – are people who think they KNOW everything, and don’t.
Read the bitch. Comment is you’d like, drawing parallels to your own experience; but FFS, don’t bullshit. I don’t have time for nonsense…
OB try something newish …say a reverse mohawk, no matter what hair type you got they can do that ….you could also look into buying a hat. Then just cover up your tiresome hair .
Maybe she’s talking about her minge hair?
MM hair is not a magical substance. It’s a genetic reality.
Meaty, anybody who gets THAT upset about hair is losing theirs.
Also from experience.
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: runsWithScissors (01/15, 3:03AM)
I believe you have made a “category mistake” as we say in philosophy. My question as to whether your claim that “WE HAVE THE HAIR WE HAVE” was ontological entailed no reference to any “magical” qualities. On the contrary, ontology relates to one’s conception of reality as it actually exists and not as one happens to imagine it to be although, admittedly, the categories – one’s conception of reality and reality as it actually is – are not as rigidly self-contained as we might sometimes suppose.
This then raises your embodied claim to the effect that such reality can be equated to genetics. While hair might be a borderline case, one supposes that one’s mind is not pre-determined by genetics. But then you might want to make, and support, the contrary claim.
I note that you posted at 3:03AM. Are your nocturnal habits genetically pre-determined? Write back soon.
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See MM, she wants to fuck us!
Try HDC.. all students but the teachers are there to watch and help, Its really cheap and the students know all the newest techniques.. or if you can afford it, call around and find a master stylist that works for you.