Why is it, at bag-less grocery stores, I am always stuck behind the inconsiderate moron who waits until their entire cart of groceries has been scanned before they start bagging?? Now the poor clerk has no room to place my items after scanning and I have no room to bag them myself. Stop acting surprised when I use my arm to sweep your shit off to the side to get some room. I realize some people think it’s the clerk’s job to bag groceries. I don’t know if this is true or not, but help them out and stop causing a log jam for everyone behind you. Yeah, I’m talking to you, the trio of dirty hippies who all stood with their thumbs up their asses while their massive order was rung through before then lackadaisically starting to box them. You heard right, I indeed called you fucking idiots as I pushed past you. —I Feel Better Now
This article appears in Jul 21-27, 2011.
This is an honest mistake. This particular store you speak of is the only grocery store I’ve ever been to that doesn’t bag your groceries for you. Chill out, you sound 60. I always hate going into this location because of people like you. Too hip for your own good. And stop glaring at me when you see I’ve bought nothing organic.
Hippies won’t bag their own groceries because they refuse to be complicit in the crimes of corporate agro-business. Also, they believe in keeping their CO2 footprint minimal by not exerting themselves unless they’re in a drum circle or blazing up some primo bud.
“Hah – we showed those little Eichmann’s, dude.”
“Yeah man, we totally rocked their bourgeois world.”
Those tellers at this ‘bagless’ grocery store expect the customer to bag their own groceries. They even just stand there staring at me when I’m using the interac machine. You know what? A big fuck you to those lazy tellers. If it comes down to a staring contest with the teller, while the paid for groceries sit at the end of the counter, I will win.
They’re called self-entitled twats.
I look at things threw the eyes of a manufacturing line worker, if a cashier pushes something past her, and expects the customer to bag it……its called ‘re-handle’
as long as it is in her hands she ought to be putting it into bags.
the customer should be taking the bags and placing them into his own cart.
..oooh wow man ..like you are sooo like not chill …like …oooh peace out and love and vibes man 🙂
Were these people the customers:
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OP, use self check out.
Maybe the customer is used to these feckless idiots:
scanning stuff twice…
scanning it wrong…
scanning it wrong AND twice…
scanning the next guy’s shit with yours…
Scanning the next guy’s shit with yours twice AND wrong…
Notice a pattern?
At least the cashier didn’t burp in your face! Twice!
ROFL ^^
I saw one cashier yesterday who was so hot I wouldn’t have cared if she FARTED in my face twice…
There are bagless grocery stores?
“I look at things … threw the eyes of a manufacturing line worker…”
that’s a little harsh!
I won’t even poke people’s eyes, let alone chuck em….
Yes, there are bagless stores. I don’t know about all of them but the quinpool one sucks.