Moving out never felt so good. Godspeed asshole. —Dino
This article appears in Sep 23-29, 2010.
Good Riddance Evil Psycho Bitch Roommate
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Good for you Dino!!
Dino!
Welcome back Dino. This is the reason why I will never have a roommate.
is there anything worse than having a room-mate that makes you dread being in your own home; it’s a liv’n hell 🙁
My best roomie ever worked all the time and as much overtime as possible, every weekend he was off doing something exciting and vacations were for int’l travel. It was hard to tell I even had a room-mate. He was tidy, rarely there and paid his rent on time…the perfect roomie!
you must have been with my ex woman.
Another one of Life’s Hemorrhoids snipped off with rusty garden shears. I’s happy for you, Dino – been there, celebrated that!
I want martym for a roommate. I’d forcibly confine him to the kitchen (fine, access to the bathroom and a bed included) and make him cook for me every day.
I had a roommate once that would get drunk at pubs and come back home to play country music real loud at 3am. I hate country music now.
TTFN, I enjoy your colourful expressions so much I think you ought to frame some of your quotes and sell them on Etsy.
It probably reflects my years as a cartoonist back in the mid-80s. I haven’t picked up a pencil in 20 years but the fucking punch lines keep flying out like well-oiled turds.
“you must have been with my ex woman.”
You’re a fucking liar. No woman would dare go out with a schnook like you. But, was she in a coma?
I think you should go back to it 🙂 Great talents should not be put away in a storage.
I too, am a fan of TTFN’s venerably, verdant verbiosity:)
OC, I concur! Most vehemently!
Awww Sue U moved out.
a cartoonist…holy shit ttfn, you keeper of hidden talents
yessssssss… TTFN, official cartoonist for the bitchers. With a special exhibition at the next Bitchers Summit. You will be well reimbursed in beers.
Globe-sized heads and babydoll bodies all round! Then wait till I’ve had a few. I’ll be posing pigeons and NSCAD students into living triangles.
Oh, I am SOOOOO there!
For the best BC bud, I’ll give the winner a specialized TTFN Head Noogie, finished with a trip through the eroding Double D Valley.
That too shall be arranged.
someone moved out, ohoh, we are in for a tirade now, if it who i think it might be. yikes, i’m afeared, someone hold me.
oh god it was awful. hey – I missed you guys…anyone seen miranda? miles?